I thought I’d add to Scott’s subway rant. I also hate:

• People who refuse to keep to the right on the stairs. Is it that hard to remember, really? Is it?
• People who block the walking lane on the escalator. Working at Times Square, I think I curse a gaggle of Midwesterners under my breath daily.
• Men who take up two seats by spreading their legs. Somebody didn’t manage to learn anything to charm school, alas.
• Men who think I don’t notice them groping me. (Surprise, asshole, I’m about the step on your foot…HARD!)