A New Brand Of Hemispherical Bluster And Bravado

New York is the biggest, bestest city on the planet and we have the busiest Target store in the state — no, country — no! — hemisphere! Yes, one of the busiest in the Northern Hemisphere:

Just about any weekend or weeknight, the Target Store in Atlantic Terminal Mall is packed with shoppers. Lines leading to cashiers extend down the store’s wide aisles.

“I can’t tell you how often I stop here on my way home from work. It’s becoming a bad habit for me,” said Lucy Valderon, a Bedford-Stuyvesant hair stylist who lives in the Bronx.

Published reports say the Brooklyn Target is one of the busiest in the Northern Hemisphere.

“We understand the store is doing extremely well,” said head researcher Hitesh Kuvelkar of First Global.