Hey, leave Billy Joel out of your lazy ledes, why doncha:

Here’s a bottle of red that can quench the thirst of Billy Joel — and half of Long Island, to boot.

The world’s biggest wine bottle — weighing in at 1,300 pounds and containing nearly 64 gallons — was unveiled on Wall Street yesterday.

At 6-foot-5, the bottle — which hails from Western Australia — was the centerpiece of a show featuring all things from Down Under and part of a marketing effort dubbed “G’day USA: Australian Week.”

Then again there’s this: “Joel: I’m No AA Advertisement”.