Actually, “Do you want some cheese?” seems to be New Dorpese for “What’s the frequency, Kenneth?” but no one is really sure:

A New Dorp man faces an array of misdemeanor assault and drug charges after he asked a youth, “Do you want some cheese?” and then punched him in the face, cops allege.

Police said the suspect, Michael Stuto, 23, of Ebbitts Street, was carrying a box containing Xanax pills and marijuana at the time of the assault, which happened at the corner of New Dorp Lane and Ebbitts Street at 7 a.m. Monday.

The “cheese” comment isn’t explained in court papers, and a law enforcement source was at a loss yesterday to explain what it meant.

Stuto broke the victim’s glasses and gave him a fat lip with the punch, according to court papers.

(See what else you can do with cheese on Staten Island.)