Monday, June 23rd, 2008
Upside: When The Reality TV School Reality TV Show Premieres, We’ll Finally Have The Black Hole Necessary For The Whole Enterprise To Collapse In On Itself
Severe ramifications from the recent writers’ strike continue to wreak havoc on a fragile American culture:
Dreaming of showing it all on reality television? A new school has opened to show you the ropes.
The New York Reality TV School — brainchild of theater coach Robert Galinsky, who has trained reality-TV stars for years — began classes on 19th Street in Manhattan yesterday, offering lessons in jumping from real world to “reality.”
The school — which claims to give students a “competitive advantage” over other potential contestants — provides one-time workshops for $139 and five-week workshops for $299.