No, we were kidding earlier! We didn’t think anyone would actually do it:

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and husband Pete Wentz welcomed a son Thursday night, according to a posting on his Web site.

Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long.

“Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!” a spokesman said, according to People magazine.

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The Web site says Mowgli is a character who originally appeared in Rudyard Kipling’s short story “In the Rukh” and then went on to become the most prominent and memorable character in “The Jungle Book.”