Monday, April 20th, 2009

This Will Be Even Cooler Once A-Rod Starts Underperforming After The All-Star Break

[Crowd In Right Field Bleachers Hurls Double AA Batteries and Chants "Ass-hole, Ass-hole"]:

At the new Yankee Stadium, deaf fans can experience “everything” — even the boos.

. . .

When ex-Yankee and current Cleveland Indian pitcher Carl Pavano was announced, the Bronx boobirds were out in force.

As the jeers fell on the chronically injured righty, the centerfield scoreboard read: “Number 44, Carl Pavano [Crowd Boos].”

The captioning is done by a person, not a computer program, said team spokeswoman Alice McGillion.

“Everything that happens goes up there,” she said.

Location Scout: New Yankee Stadium.