Monday, June 15th, 2009

I Now Pronounce You Mainly Convoluted

Does anyone understand what this statement means? I don’t:

“The mayor’s fundamental view is that the government shouldn’t be telling people who they can and cannot marry, but that change has to come from Albany, not through making misrepresentations to a government agency,” said a spokesman for Mayor Bloomberg.

In other words, “The mayor’s fundamental view is that the government shouldn’t be telling people who they can and cannot marry, but not by making misrepresentations to a government agency.” Meaning, “the government shouldn’t be making misrepresentations to a government agency,” right?

But when in doubt, suddenly crack down on pedicabs, because they’re just annoying.