And if Robert Burck wins the upcoming mayoral election in New York City, we’ll get our Spielberg film. For now, let’s sketch the intro:

“How did your son get to be the Naked Cowboy?” the keynote speaker asked.

“Well, it wasn’t easy, and it didn’t happen overnight,” Kenny Burck replied. “My wife and I did not set out to raise a Naked Cowboy. . . .”

I’d also settle for a cross between Hoosiers and Showgirls.