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		<title>High Five, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:10:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Deep down, we are all that 7-year-old Staten Island girl:
After the press conference, Bloomberg attempted to give a high-five to a 7-year-old girl &#8212; but was rebuffed. &#8220;She left him hanging,&#8221; laughs an eyewitness.
See also: Bloomberg For Mayor 2009.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Deep down, <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/mike_hung_up_0I7xT8jeRJ07XRKg8AVDNL">we are all that 7-year-old Staten Island girl</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>After the press conference, Bloomberg attempted to give a high-five to a 7-year-old girl &#8212; but was rebuffed. &#8220;She left him hanging,&#8221; laughs an eyewitness.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>See also: <a href="http://www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com/bigmap/citywide/bloombergformayor2009/index.htm">Bloomberg For Mayor 2009</a>.</p>
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		<title>Can Howard Wolfson Massage This, Too?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:02:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gains in student test scores that the Bloomberg administration trumpeted as proof mayoral control reforms are working, apparently are limited to questionable state testing:
New York students math scores stayed mostly flat on the most recent national tests, calling into question the big gains the same students have posted on state exams.
Scores on the National Assessment [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gains in student test scores <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/02/nyregion/02math.html">that the Bloomberg administration trumpeted as proof mayoral control reforms are working</a>, apparently are <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/education/2009/10/14/2009-10-14_student_math_scores.html">limited to questionable state testing</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>New York students math scores stayed mostly flat on the most recent national tests, calling into question the big gains the same students have posted on state exams.</p>
<p>Scores on the National Assessment of Educational Progress math exams show little change for fourth- and eighth-graders in New York.</p>
<p>The percentage of fourth-graders scoring proficient or higher fell from 43% in 2007 to 40% this year.</p>
<p>The state math exams have painted a very different picture of student achievement.</em></p></blockquote>
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		<title>City Council Fighting Wrath Of Khan</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 13:43:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The bike lane-loving DOT commissioner may have her wings clipped:
The City Council appears to be trying to stand up to Janette Sadik-Khan, the Bloomberg administration&#8217;s relatively radical and innovative transportation commissioner who has rapidly closed down car lanes and replaced them with bike lanes and open space across the city.
. . .
The secret to her [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.observer.com/2009/real-estate/council-readies-subtle-smackdown-fast-acting-transportation-commissioner-sadik-khan">The bike lane-loving DOT commissioner may have her wings clipped</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>The City Council appears to be trying to stand up to Janette Sadik-Khan, the Bloomberg administration&#8217;s relatively radical and innovative transportation commissioner who has rapidly closed down car lanes and replaced them with bike lanes and open space across the city.</p>
<p>. . .</p>
<p>The secret to her magic: the transportation commissioner has broad power to do as he or she likes with the roadways without subjective outside approvals, as, traditionally, such commissioners simply treated roads as roads. But by treating the roads more like canvases of open space that happen to accommodate cars, she is able to achieve quick, tangible results that are relatively low budget, and to go forward without approval from the City Council. (By contrast, the Council must approve any major land-use changes on private or city-owned land, making it far more difficult to quickly implement any major changes.)</p>
<p>. . .</p>
<p>[Two City Council] bills would mandate the community board appearances and add new requirements for timeline (30 to 60 days of review), set up public hearings, and require DOT to provide certain information about its planned projects.</em></p></blockquote>
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		<title>But We&#8217;ll Always Have That 60-Foot-High HD Screen In The Outfield . . .</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:14:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Yankees broke attendance records last year. This year, not so much:
With decreased capacity and a small percentage of extremely high ticket prices, the Yankees totaled just seven sellouts in the first year of their new stadium and experienced a 13% drop in attendance in 2009.
Location Scout: New Yankee Stadium.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Yankees broke attendance records last year. This year, <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/real_estate/2009/10/01/2009-10-01_attendance.html">not so much</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>With decreased capacity and a small percentage of extremely high ticket prices, the Yankees totaled just seven sellouts in the first year of their new stadium and experienced a 13% drop in attendance in 2009.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Location Scout: <a href="http://www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com/bigmap/bronx/yankeestadium/newyankeestadium/index.htm">New Yankee Stadium</a>.</p>
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		<title>The High Line&#8217;s &#8220;Shifting Narrative&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:55:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because of course when you open a nice new $150 million park, you want people coming out in droves to enjoy the view:
Grandparent Gwen Barrett said the neighborhood has always been edgy.
&#8220;That kind of stuff here is anticipated,&#8221; she said.
Still, &#8220;I definitely wouldn&#8217;t want to bring my grandkids here,&#8221; she added.
See Also: &#8220;Two Parks&#8221; . [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Because of course when you open a nice new $150 million park, <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/08242009/news/regionalnews/high_line_is_a_lust_cause_186207.htm">you want people coming out in droves to enjoy the view</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Grandparent Gwen Barrett said the neighborhood has always been edgy.</p>
<p>&#8220;That kind of stuff here is anticipated,&#8221; she said.</p>
<p>Still, &#8220;I definitely wouldn&#8217;t want to bring my grandkids here,&#8221; she added.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>See Also: <a href="http://www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com/bigmap/blog/2009/07/29/two_parks/">&#8220;Two Parks&#8221;</a> . . .</p>
<p>Location Scout: <a href="http://www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com/bigmap/manhattan/highline/index.htm">High Line</a>.</p>
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		<title>Most Teams Christen A New Ballpark With A Playoff Run, Or At Least A Winning Season . . .</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:03:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Then there&#8217;s the Mets, who instead languish in fourth place. Maybe you can explain why you&#8217;d execute a hit and run down by two runs with two runners on and no outs in the ninth inning:
The sight of the Phillies&#8217; Pedro Martinez pitching against his former team was supposed to be the most unusual aspect [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Then there&#8217;s the Mets, who instead languish in fourth place. <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/24/sports/baseball/24mets.html">Maybe you can explain why you&#8217;d execute a hit and run down by two runs with two runners on and no outs in the ninth inning</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>The sight of the Phillies&#8217; Pedro Martinez pitching against his former team was supposed to be the most unusual aspect of the game. But that notion was quickly proved wrong before the top of the first inning was over, only to be reinforced exactly three hours later when the game ended on an unassisted triple play with the potential tying runs in motion. It was the first unassisted triple play to end a game since 1927, and only the 15th in major league history, according to the Elias Sports Bureau.</em></p></blockquote>
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		<title>As Howard Wolfson Might Say, &#8220;It&#8217;s Ancient History&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After the Wolfson campaign went after Bill Thompson&#8217;s comptrolling, the Observer&#8217;s Azi Paybarah points out that not only did Bloomberg endorse him in 2007 but there are also several of the mayor&#8217;s appointees on the pension board.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After <a href="http://www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com/blog/archives/2009/08/la-la-la-la_its_going_to_take_more_than_even_that_to_get_me_not_to_vote_for_thompson.html">the Wolfson campaign went after Bill Thompson&#8217;s comptrolling</a>, the Observer&#8217;s Azi Paybarah points out that not only did <a href="http://www.politickerny.com/4968/best-comptroller-ever">Bloomberg endorse him in 2007</a> but there are also <a href="http://www.politickerny.com/4964/thompsons-results-bloomberg-campaign">several of the mayor&#8217;s appointees on the pension board</a>.</p>
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		<title>Big Deal, She&#8217;s No Aishwarya Rai</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:43:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As the Daily News&#8217; Adam Lisberg expected, video has come out showing Indian actress Shilpa Shetty &#8220;endorsing&#8221; Bloomberg.  Too bad the Bloomberg campaign doesn&#8217;t realize that the Celebrity Big Brother star is actually a hack . . .
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As the Daily News&#8217; <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/election_2009/2009/08/16/2009-08-16_mike_chasin_down_every_vote.html">Adam Lisberg expected</a>, video has come out <a href="http://www.politickerny.com/4930/bollywood-bloomberg">showing Indian actress Shilpa Shetty &#8220;endorsing&#8221; Bloomberg</a>.  Too bad the Bloomberg campaign doesn&#8217;t realize that the Celebrity Big Brother star is actually a hack . . .</p>
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		<title>Lie Down With Dogs, Get Up With Four Percent Raises Without An Endorsement</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 03:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DC37 has 300,000 members, many of which (still) vote in New York City. Howard Wolfson is the go-to guy for the most egregious campaign bullshit:
In 2005, the union broke with its tradition of endorsing Democrats and backed Mr. Bloomberg, then a Republican, privately arguing that the mayor was likely to trounce a weak field of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>DC37 has 300,000 members, many of which (still) vote in New York City. <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/13/nyregion/13union.html">Howard Wolfson is the go-to guy for the most egregious campaign bullshit</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>In 2005, the union broke with its tradition of endorsing Democrats and backed Mr. Bloomberg, then a Republican, privately arguing that the mayor was likely to trounce a weak field of Democratic candidates.</p>
<p>Many expected the district council to do the same this time, especially since Mr. Bloomberg appears to be steamrolling toward re-election and granted DC 37&#8217;s workers back-to-back 4 percent raises last fall, despite the economic crisis.</p>
<p>. . .</p>
<p>In a statement, Howard Wolfson, a spokesman for Mr. Bloomberg&#8217;s campaign, said: &#8220;DC 37 opposes pension reform, mayoral control of schools, and wants the city to hire more employees, even in a time of fiscal crisis. This is their job, so we understand their position. But these are clearly not things that the mayor could agree to, and so it&#8217;s not surprising that they would endorse Mr. Thompson.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;The real question,&#8221; he added, &#8220;is what promises Mr. Thompson made them and how much his promises will cost taxpayers.&#8221;</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Wolfson, of course, is the post-modern political operative: Basically he&#8217;s telegraphing to us, &#8220;If I were being paid by Democrats, as has been the case for my entire career, I would have simply substituted &#8216;Bloomberg&#8217; for &#8216;Thompson&#8217; and had the same message.&#8221;  It&#8217;s brilliant, in fact.</p>
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		<title>Putting The &#8220;Veil&#8221; Back In &#8220;Surveillance&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 11:26:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So yes, they&#8217;re watching everything we do, but they&#8217;re only seeing the tops of our heads:
In a stunning lapse of airport security, surveillance cameras at La Guardia Airport failed to capture even a single frame of the dramatic moments when would-be suicide bomber Scott McGann tried to blow himself up and two hero cops wrestled [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So yes, they&#8217;re watching everything we do, but <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/08102009/news/regionalnews/cams_missed_bomb_183815.htm">they&#8217;re only seeing the tops of our heads</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>In a stunning lapse of airport security, surveillance cameras at La Guardia Airport failed to capture even a single frame of the dramatic moments when would-be suicide bomber Scott McGann tried to blow himself up and two hero cops wrestled him to the ground, The Post has learned.</p>
<p>. . .</p>
<p>Investigators made the shocking discovery after they retrieved tape from Port Authority cameras, fully anticipating watching the near tragedy unfold and ultimately using it as evidence against the mentally ill terrorist wannabe.</p>
<p>But when they rolled the tapes, the entire episode was nowhere to be found because of a glaring lack of surveillance coverage. &#8220;There was zilch,&#8221; one flabbergasted law-enforcement source said.</p>
<p>&#8220;There was nothing of use,&#8221; said another.</p>
<p>The sources also disclosed that what little video they did recover from cameras in the general vicinity was &#8220;grainy,&#8221; of &#8220;poor quality&#8221; and basically &#8220;showed the tops of people&#8217;s heads.&#8221;</p>
<p>In fact, PA investigators and prosecutors at the office of Queens DA Richard Brown agreed that the tapes were of no forensic value and &#8220;unusable&#8221; against McGann.</em></p></blockquote>
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