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		<title>Bloomberg: &#8220;Massive Computer Projects . . . Very Seldom . . . Successful&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 13:10:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The CityTime system, an effort to install fancy doodads (read: high-tech punch clocks) in municipal offices that was to have cost $68 million but now is up to $722 million, has been called a &#8220;disaster&#8221; by the mayor:
&#8220;It&#8217;s been a disaster. It is one of these massive computer projects that very seldom ever is successful,&#8221; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The CityTime system, an effort to install fancy doodads (read: high-tech punch clocks) in municipal offices that was to have cost $68 million but now is up to $722 million, <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/03/01/2010-03-01_bloomberg_admits_722m_citytime_system_to_replace_paper_timesheets_has_been_a_dis.html">has been called a &#8220;disaster&#8221; by the mayor</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;It&#8217;s been a disaster. It is one of these massive computer projects that very seldom ever is successful,&#8221; said Bloomberg, who made his fortune with financial data systems.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Now imagine that sentence applied to congestion pricing had that been implemented (kind of amazing, by the way, that Bloomberg has kept plugging congestion pricing now that the MTA is having money trouble).</p>
<p>Now there are two aspects to CityTime &#8212; one is a paperless timekeeping system and the other is the aforementioned punch clock doodad. It would be interesting to know where the problem is. A paperless timekeeping system <em>theoretically</em> has some positive benefits: it is &#8220;green&#8221; in the sense that there are no more paper timecards and automating the timekeeping system theoretically means the city needs fewer timekeepers. On the other hand, the biometric punch clocks that <a href="http://www.citylimits.org/news/article.cfm?article_id=3513">unnecessarily agitated desk workers</a> always seemed like a huge waste of money. You only need punch clocks if you&#8217;re worried workers are leaving early &#8212; instead of babysitting them why not just make sure there is enough actual work to do?</p>
<p>Another awesome tidbit about the punch clocks is that instead of using the actual time an employee punches in and out, the machines instead round up and down to the nearest fifteen-minute increment. So that, say, an employee punches in at 9:07 and leaves at 4:53, that employee will have &#8220;worked&#8221; a full seven-hour day. Over the course of a work week, that&#8217;s 70 minutes free. Brilliant! (And if the employee punches in at 8:52 and punches out at 4:53 the machine will give him or her fifteen minutes of comp time &#8212; love it!) The other unintended consequence is that employees are less likely to hang out after five to work on projects. We&#8217;ve heard of both scenarios occurring.</p>
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		<title>Ironically Degentrifying Williamsburg</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 13:21:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alanis Morissette should check out this article because, unless I&#8217;m mistaken, it&#8217;s basically the textbook definition of &#8220;irony&#8221;:
Williamsburg is ground zero in the growing scourge of stalled construction that has left the neighborhood littered with 18 vacant lots and rusting steel building frames &#8212; more than in all of The Bronx, The Post has learned. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alanis Morissette should check out this article because, unless I&#8217;m mistaken, <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/07062009/news/regionalnews/lots_of_woe_in_wburg_177780.htm">it&#8217;s basically the textbook definition of &#8220;irony&#8221;</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Williamsburg is ground zero in the growing scourge of stalled construction that has left the neighborhood littered with 18 vacant lots and rusting steel building frames &#8212; more than in all of The Bronx, The Post has learned. </p>
<p>Block after block in the trendy Brooklyn community and a few adjacent streets in Greenpoint have been declared stalled construction sites by the city. </p>
<p>A team of building inspectors found 143 stalled sites around the city. But the cluster of lots in Williamsburg, where development was white-hot just two years ago, is the biggest. </p>
<p>By contrast, The Bronx and Queens each had just 14 stalled construction sites, and Staten Island had 13, city records show. </p>
<p>. . . </p>
<p>Philip DePaolo, who moved from The Bronx to Williamsburg in 1979, said the neighborhood looks like the arson-scarred streets he left behind. </p>
<p>&#8220;It looks like I never left,&#8221; said DePaolo, comparing his old neighborhood to Williamsburg today. </p>
<p>&#8220;The problem we&#8217;re having now is that we&#8217;re starting to get squatters in these buildings and lots,&#8221; said DePaolo. &#8220;Blight draws crime, and if you have blocks and blocks of vacant lots with no people, that creates a problem.&#8221; </p>
<p>DePaolo pointed to broken construction fencing surrounding some of the sites and piles of blankets and cardboard shacks left behind by homeless squatters who spend nights there. </p>
<p>Officials say they&#8217;re working on the problem as a growing number of developers struggle with financing in a slumping housing market.</em></p></blockquote>
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		<title>While You Ironic Williamsburg Hipsters Forget Your Roots, At The Tenement Museum They&#8217;re Living It</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:36:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Manhattan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Still trying to unionize, now officially the most ironic thing happening in today&#8217;s Lower East Side:
It was only a matter of time: These vital workers—many of whom have worked there for years—have been absorbing and reciting the history that helped the former residents to band together and prosper. Now, they want a larger share of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Still <a href="http://www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com/blog/archives/2007/05/oy_vey_what_a_p.html">trying to unionize</a>, now officially <a href="http://www.nypress.com/21/43/news&#038;columns/feature.cfm">the most ironic thing happening in today&#8217;s Lower East Side</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>It was only a matter of time: These vital workers—many of whom have worked there for years—have been absorbing and reciting the history that helped the former residents to band together and prosper. Now, they want a larger share of the museum&#8217;s success. They want some of the benefits afforded full-time employees: vacation time, sick leave and health care. If nothing else, they want an opportunity to at least bargain collectively. They want guaranteed hours, and they figure a raise would be nice, too. Especially since, regardless of how long they had worked at the museum, not one of the educators has received a salary adjustment.</p>
<p>They essentially want to put their money where their mouths are. Tired of just talking about unions and the way they changed the face of this country, a group of about 30 educators—hourly workers who lead tours and discussions at the museum—decided to form one. Easy, they figured: No institution is friendlier to labor than the Tenement Museum. After all, a pro-union vibe permeates the place, from its bookstore stocked with tomes about the labor movement to the actual tenement at 97 Orchard Street, where the seeds of organized labor grew. The founders and managers of the museum clearly revere the history that surrounds them.</p>
<p>Despite that reverence, a no-holds-barred labor clash is underway beneath their own roof. Educators who spend their days extolling unions were thwarted from the very beginning and told their own union would not be recognized. They organized anyway, protested and passed out flyers at every opportunity, just as the men and women in their history lessons did. Their rallying even convinced a trustee, State Sen. Tom Duane, to resign his position with the museum. But the museum&#8217;s stance did not change. For two years it has opposed immediate recognition of the union, and thrown up roadblock after roadblock. It&#8217;s a living history if there ever was one.</p>
<p>&#8220;The thing that just gets my goat is that we&#8217;re promoting labor history and they&#8217;re not recognizing the union,&#8221; says H.R. Britton, 37, an educator who has worked at the museum for two years. &#8220;On a good day that&#8217;s ironic, but on a bad day, that&#8217;s deeply disturbing.&#8221;</em></p></blockquote>
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		<title>With Supporters Like These . . .</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 20:41:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s not so much irony as it is a gigantic middle finger to the laws of internal logic:
Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg visited California on Wednesday to stump for a measure that would prevent legislators there from redrawing their district maps, a practice that he contends is a self-serving way for lawmakers to keep themselves in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s not so much irony as it is <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/16/nyregion/16bloomberg.html?partner=permalink&#038;exprod=permalink">a gigantic middle finger to the laws of internal logic</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg visited California on Wednesday to stump for a measure that would prevent legislators there from redrawing their district maps, a practice that he contends is a self-serving way for lawmakers to keep themselves in office. </p>
<p>Back in New York City, where Mr. Bloomberg is stumping for a measure that would allow him to keep his job as mayor for a third term, some saw a touch of irony.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>At the very least, something tells me that the mayor is not the best spokesperson for that right now.</p>
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		<title>The Mayor&#8217;s Dangerous Idea</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 13:51:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No, not this mayor.  &#8220;The Mayor&#8217;s Dangerous Idea&#8221; was the title of a Times editorial in 2001 that argued against Giuliani&#8217;s idea to extend his term three months to deal with the aftermath of Sept. 11:
Mayor Rudolph Giuliani wants to extend his current term of office into 2002, postponing the inauguration of a new [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, not <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/01/nyregion/01bloomberg.html?partner=permalink&#038;exprod=permalink">this mayor</a>.  &#8220;The Mayor&#8217;s Dangerous Idea&#8221; was <a href="http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B02E7DE1F3AF93BA1575AC0A9679C8B63&#038;scp=16&#038;sq=giuliani&#038;st=nyt">the title of a Times editorial in 2001</a> that argued against Giuliani&#8217;s idea to extend his term three months to deal with the aftermath of Sept. 11:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Mayor Rudolph Giuliani wants to extend his current term of office into 2002, postponing the inauguration of a new mayor for several months. This is a terrible idea. Neither New York City nor the nation has ever postponed the transfer of power because the public was convinced it could not get along without the current incumbent. The very concept goes against the most basic of American convictions, that we live in a nation governed by rule of law. </p>
<p>To suggest that the city would be incapable of getting along without Mr. Giuliani after the end of the year undermines New York&#8217;s sense of self-sufficiency and normality, which the mayor himself has worked so hard to restore. While Mr. Giuliani has been a great leader during this crisis, the truth is that no one is indispensable. George Washington understood that when he rejected repeated attempts to keep him in office indefinitely. Washington was followed in the presidency by a long line of successors, some of them distinctly mediocre. But the country went on, because people put their faith in the democratic process and not in the strength of any one individual. </p>
<p>Mr. Giuliani has asked his three possible successors to agree to postpone the next inauguration and let him stay on for a few more months to continue his work on the city&#8217;s recovery. He and his supporters are holding out the threat that if the mayor is not given his wish, they will mount an attempt to repeal the term limits law so he can run for re-election in November. They argue that he needs just a few extra months to finish the most critical work in the wake of an enormous disaster. But one critical task after another is going to crop up for the foreseeable future. And history suggests that the worst time to change the election rules is right before an election, in a time of crisis. </p>
<p>. . .</p>
<p>Mr. Giuliani already has the ability to make sure the transfer of power is smooth. The mayor should begin working immediately to bring his potential successors up to speed. When he leaves office Jan. 1, he should urge key members of his own administration to stay on to finish the work they are doing if his successor wishes them to stay. The best way for Mr. Giuliani to help New York City after Jan. 1 is not by retaining power but by giving it up in the most generous way possible.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>All of which is interesting given <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/01/opinion/01wed2.html?partner=permalink&#038;exprod=permalink">the Times&#8217; editorial this morning endorsing Bloomberg&#8217;s proposal to temporarily overturn term limits to allow himself and all members of the City Council a chance to run for a third term</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>The bedrock of American democracy is the voters&#8217; right to choose. Though well intentioned, New York City&#8217;s term limits law severely limits that right, which is why this page has opposed term limits from the outset. The law is particularly unappealing now because it is structured in a way that would deny New Yorkers &#8212; at a time when the city&#8217;s economy is under great stress &#8212; the right to decide for themselves whether an effective and popular mayor should stay in office.</p>
<p>Partly for this reason, and partly to extend their own political careers, a majority of City Council members are thinking about amending the city law to allow elected officials to serve three consecutive terms instead of two. That would permit Mayor Michael Bloomberg to run again in 2009 and could also prolong the service of council members and other senior elected officials. Mr. Bloomberg, who is expected to announce on Thursday that he will seek a third term if he can, likes the idea a lot. </p>
<p>We do, too. But we would go further and ask the Council to abolish term limits altogether &#8212; not to serve any individual&#8217;s political career but to serve the larger cause of democracy.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Which really is to say, we&#8217;re not serious about this at all.  Think back to the large outpouring of support for Giuliani after Sept. 11 &#8212; <a href="http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=950DE5D81F38F936A2575AC0A9679C8B63&#038;scp=3&#038;sq=giuliani+write+in&#038;st=nyt">&#8220;mayor for life&#8221;</a> and all that.  Does the Times editorial board really &#8212; no, seriously, really &#8212; think Bloomberg has more good will right now than Giuliani did after Sept. 11?</p>
<blockquote><p><em>It makes a lot of people uncomfortable to legislatively rewrite a law that voters have twice approved at the ballot box &#8212; in 1993 and 1996. It makes us uncomfortable, too, and we previously took the position that any change should be left to the voters. But we have concluded now that changing the law legislatively does not make us nearly as uncomfortable as keeping it. It is within the rights of the Council, itself an elected body, to do so.</p>
<p>Term limits are seductive, promising relief from mediocre, self-perpetuating incumbents and gridlocked legislatures. They are also profoundly undemocratic, arbitrarily denying voters the ability to choose between good politicians and bad, especially in a city like New York with a strong public campaign-financing system, while automatically removing public servants of proven ability who are at a productive point in their careers.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>But again &#8212; who exactly &#8212; exactly who &#8212; is agitating for a change?  Is this something families discuss over dinner, expressing fear that their elected representative who is right in the middle of a productive point in his career won&#8217;t have had enough time to fulfill his legacy?  Or is this coming from the people who would truly be affected by term limits, which is to say, the mayor and the City Council?</p>
<blockquote><p><em>The City Council members who want to change the law are not alone. A survey in The Times last month found that at least two dozen local governments are suffering buyer&#8217;s remorse about the term limits they adopted, mostly in the 1990s. One common complaint is that they force politicians to focus on small-bore projects that can be achieved quickly rather than visionary ideas. The constant churning also diminishes accountability in governmental institutions like the City Council.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>See, <em>elected officials in governments everywhere</em> are unhappy that they only have a limited time in office! As much as I&#8217;m excited to let council members explore <a href="http://www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com/blog/archives/2007/11/you_know_this_c.html">visionary</a> <a href="http://www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com/blog/archives/2008/08/who_the_hell_is_domenic_recchia.html">ideas</a>, I have a feeling New York City will somehow survive.</p>
<p>Then there&#8217;s the up-is-down argument that this is actually <em>more</em> democratic:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Most places that are trying to relax term limits are likely to do so via the ballot box, with several referendums due in November. There is a chance that a vote on the issue could be organized early next year in New York in conjunction with special elections to the City Council. But such elections do not attract many voters. In the end, a vote by the Council is probably the most democratic way to address the matter.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>And if you don&#8217;t like it, vote the bums out:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>It is worth repeating: This is a rule that needs to be abolished. If the voters don&#8217;t like the result, they can register their views at the polls.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Good idea.  It almost makes you want to hope that Bloomberg, <a href="http://www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com/blog/archives/2005/12/big_money_1.html">despite the millions he will spend</a>, will go down horribly next November.</p>
<p>Ultimately, you have to wonder who is so excited about a third Bloomberg term?  The Times&#8217; report <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/01/nyregion/01bloomberg.html?partner=permalink&#038;exprod=permalink">clarifies</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>With his decision, Mr. Bloomberg is overruling the advice of his top three assistants at City Hall &#8212; Deputy Mayors Edward Skyler, Patricia E. Harris and Kevin Sheekey &#8211;who have expressed opposition to a third term. </p>
<p>Those aides have told the mayor &#8212; at times forcefully &#8212; that any campaign to challenge the term-limits law would look like an end run around voters, and could sully his legacy as a reform-minded outsider. Others have told the mayor that they may not remain for a full third term.</p>
<p>In the business community, however, the idea of a Bloomberg third term is popular. At charity balls and on golf courses, executives like the financier Steven Rattner, the developer Jerry I. Speyer and the media mogul Rupert Murdoch have encouraged him to seek a third term.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Got that?  Wall Street, a developer and Rupert Murdoch. Given what has happened this past month, do you really want to trust those guys?  </p>
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		<title>Ironic Brooklyn Just Folded In On Itself</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 13:27:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just like a three-card monte game where the rube walks away a winner:
I was trying to find out from a very harried looking cameraman why a full film crew was following around the worst dressed group of young people at last night&#8217;s packed Semi Precious Weapons show at Rebel. 
&#8220;They&#8217;re nobodies,&#8221; said the cameraman trailing [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just like <a href="http://www.nypress.com/blogx/display_blog.cfm?bid=42134688">a three-card monte game where the rube walks away a winner</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>I was trying to find out from a very harried looking cameraman why a full film crew was following around the worst dressed group of young people at last night&#8217;s packed Semi Precious Weapons show at Rebel. </p>
<p>&#8220;They&#8217;re nobodies,&#8221; said the cameraman trailing them around the club. A friend whispered to me that they weren&#8217;t just any nobodies, they were the cast of the new The Real World in Red Hook. The lights, cameras, VIP status, bottle service and fawning by wannabe socialites was explained.   </p>
<p>MTV had the kids well trained. &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry I can&#8217;t divulge that,&#8221; the cast members would tell me when I pressed them for any details on life in the Pier 41 house. But Chet Bannon, the Mormon who the producers are trying to have de-flowered, was too nice not to talk. By far the most suave of the yahoos, he was wearing an H&#038;M scarf, Elvis Costello glasses and had his short blonde hair spiked. Best of all, he admitted that they were indeed the cast of The Real World.</p>
<p>&#8220;I love glam rock,&#8221; Chet told me as he sipped a Shirley Temple, &#8220;you just don&#8217;t see anything like it in Salt Lake.&#8221; As if on cue, Justin Tranter, the mascara-wearing, teased, peroxide-haired frontman of the Weapons, put a medallion around Chet&#8217;s neck, whispered something in his ear, then strutted off.</p>
<p>&#8220;Wow, that&#8217;s just so cool,&#8221; Chet &#8212; who&#8217;s engaged to a girl back home &#8212; gushed.</p>
<p>There was trouble in paradise, however, and the young man needed to get something off his virginal chest. &#8220;When we go to Williamsburg we get harassed. The hipsters throw things at us and say &#8216;Why are you here? Go home! Ten years ago none of them were there either.&#8217;&#8221; He looked hurt and wondered, &#8220;Why are the hipsters so small minded?&#8221;</em></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Upside: When The Reality TV School Reality TV Show Premieres, We&#8217;ll Finally Have The Black Hole Necessary For The Whole Enterprise To Collapse In On Itself</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:13:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Severe ramifications from the recent writers&#8217; strike continue to wreak havoc on a fragile American culture:
Dreaming of showing it all on reality television? A new school has opened to show you the ropes. 
The New York Reality TV School &#8212; brainchild of theater coach Robert Galinsky, who has trained reality-TV stars for years &#8212; began [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Severe ramifications from the recent writers&#8217; strike <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/06222008/news/regionalnews/coming_to_grips_with_tv_reality_116678.htm">continue to wreak havoc on a fragile American culture</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Dreaming of showing it all on reality television? A new school has opened to show you the ropes. </p>
<p>The New York Reality TV School &#8212; brainchild of theater coach Robert Galinsky, who has trained reality-TV stars for years &#8212; began classes on 19th Street in Manhattan yesterday, offering lessons in jumping from real world to &#8220;reality.&#8221; </p>
<p>The school &#8212; which claims to give students a &#8220;competitive advantage&#8221; over other potential contestants &#8212; provides one-time workshops for $139 and five-week workshops for $299.</em></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Maybe The City Comptroller Can Take Over The Property From EDC . . .</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 13:28:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That would be a switch! Funny how that sometimes works out:
One of the biggest water bill deadbeats in New York City is the Economic Development Corporation, according to an audit released by the city comptroller’s office on Monday.
William C. Thompson Jr., the comptroller, said that the corporation had not paid any water or sewer bills [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That would be a switch! <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/10/nyregion/10water.html?ex=1370836800&#038;en=92e4356f3da2d25d&#038;ei=5124&#038;partner=permalink&#038;exprod=permalink">Funny how that sometimes works out</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>One of the biggest water bill deadbeats in New York City is the Economic Development Corporation, according to an audit released by the city comptroller’s office on Monday.</p>
<p>William C. Thompson Jr., the comptroller, said that the corporation had not paid any water or sewer bills for 22 years at the Brooklyn Army Terminal in Sunset Park, Brooklyn, a building of commercial and light industrial space controlled by the corporation. </p>
<p>The unpaid bills totaled $4.5 million.</p>
<p>In a press conference, Mr. Thompson said he was outraged that the agency was so delinquent, not only in failing to pay its bills but also in not contacting the city&#8217;s Department of Environmental Protection, which runs the water system, since 1989.</em></p></blockquote>
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		<title>I Suppose It&#8217;s Not The Worst Thing To Have A Doubter On A Board, But Then Again . . .</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 13:50:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Too bad this story didn&#8217;t come out yesterday:
Paul McCartney gal pal and Manhattan MTA honcho Nancy Shevell has a pass that lets her flout city parking rules, The Post has learned. 
Shevell, the raven-haired MTA board member who has been dating Sir Paul for months, slid her shiny, black SUV into a commercial loading zone [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Too bad <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/04082008/news/regionalnews/ticket_to_ride_105508.htm">this story</a> didn&#8217;t come out yesterday:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Paul McCartney gal pal and Manhattan MTA honcho Nancy Shevell has a pass that lets her flout city parking rules, The Post has learned. </p>
<p>Shevell, the raven-haired MTA board member who has been dating Sir Paul for months, slid her shiny, black SUV into a commercial loading zone on a recent afternoon. </p>
<p>She then brashly headed off to a Manhattan salon, without the slightest fear of reprisal from a meter maid, photos taken at the scene show. </p>
<p>That&#8217;s because Shevell has a special MTA police placard plastered to her dashboard that allows her &#8212; and the rest of the agency&#8217;s board members &#8212; to park their vehicles in no-parking, loading, and metered zones. </p>
<p>An MTA spokesman said agency rules stipulate the pass can be used only for &#8220;official MTA business.&#8221; </p>
<p>He declined to say whether Shevell&#8217;s parlor pit stop qualified.</em></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Historicize It, Don&#8217;t Criticize It</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scott</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NIMBYers somehow invaded the bodies of the four preservationists devoted to the cause of the Gowanus Canal:
Activists admitted that there was some irony in trying to retain the current polluted state of the canal by seeking protection for the industrial buildings that hastened its demise during the 19th and 20th centuries. But they said it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/31/12/31_12_the_historic_gowanus.html">NIMBYers somehow invaded the bodies of the four preservationists devoted to the cause of the Gowanus Canal</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Activists admitted that there was some irony in trying to retain the current polluted state of the canal by seeking protection for the industrial buildings that hastened its demise during the 19th and 20th centuries. But they said it&#8217;s possible to separate the buildings themselves from the messy business that went on inside.</p>
<p>&#8220;They are perfect specimens of what industrial buildings looked like at the start of the Industrial Revolution,&#8221; said Betty Stoltz, a member of Friends and Residents of the Greater Gowanus. &#8220;Think of it this way: I don&#8217;t love everything the Church does, but I don&#8217;t want to see churches destroyed.&#8221;</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Location Scout: <a href="http://www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com/bigmap/brooklyn/gowanus/gowanuscanal/index.htm">Gowanus Canal</a>.</p>
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