Will Shortz' Bitch

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Killing time last night
Waiting in line to get my fix
The crowd as usual had nothing to say
Except for “I’ve done that” and “I think this”

But I liked the way I looked in the bathroom mirror because it captured my good side

And I stared at myself thinking just how smart it was to blow through all that cash trying to feel halfway high

The Sunday Times – well, fuckin’ A – Magazine made me cry today
And I as usual had nothing to say holding my pen to the crossword page

What’s a 21-letter phrase for a minor glitch?
Fuckin’ A, the neighbors are at it again
You can just call me “Will Shortz’ Bitch”

So I go down to the corner store
To get my weekly Quick Pick
Great things happen I am sure to those who deserve it

The clerk there who’s always working recognizes me and I explain to him how I’m gonna win the lottery

“Yes, Boss,” he says, “yes, please, yes my friend – you look lucky to me”

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