I Don’t Mind That The Newsroom Resembles One Big Pony Gangbang, But Sharing A Saddle — I’m Just Not Down With That

From an article in today’s Times about turmoil at the Village Voice (brand new editor Erik Wemple has resigned), the most disturbingly convoluted metaphor of the week:

In a statement, Michael Lacey, executive editor of Village Voice Media, said: “Erik’s concerns are not unreasonable. The Voice is an enormous and complex horse race. We asked Erik to mount several ponies mid-stride, and he was alarmed to find us still in several of those saddles.”

What the hell is he talking about?