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Incontinent cemetery worker story . . . now with added chutzpah:

A Brooklyn man who complained that an 80-year-old cemetery worker urinated on his grandmother’s grave says he was attacked by two thugs who or dered him to shut up — or else.

And, he claims, one of the goons identified himself as the cemetery worker’s son.

“You are a f- – -in’ punk. You are the f- – -in’ guy who got my father fired . . . I will kill you and bury you right by your grandmother and will pee on your grave,” one of them allegedly told Itomor Khaimov during the attack Tues day night.

Police confirmed they are investigating the attack, which occurred at around 10 p.m. near the corner of Bay Parkway and 63rd Street in Bensonhurst.

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Khaimov said the men, one black and one Hispanic, approached him near Bay Parkway and 63rd Street. When he yelled for help, he said, the black man grabbed him from behind and covered his mouth.

“He grabbed my whole face and said, ‘If you don’t shut up, I will twist your head off,'” he said.

“The Hispanic guy said, ‘We want you to go to the New York Post, Fox 5 and Channel 2 to tell them that [you] lied about everything. Nothing ever happened.'”