Ingrates

Once people find out that you live in a four-bedroom apartment on Central Park West, they travel from far and wide to visit and are reluctant to leave:

A pair of unwanted house guests ambushed and beat their host in Central Park after she told them to get packing, law-enforcement sources said yesterday.

Vivian Gonzalez, 21, and Alan Reid, 22, had been staying with Amanda Nuñez in her four-bedroom apartment at 86th Street and Central Park West.

When she finally told them to leave, they hatched a scheme to humiliate her, cops said. A third man, Jason Grant, lured Nuñez to Central Park at 3:35 a.m. last Thursday, where Gonzalez and Reid waited.

Gonzalez allegedly beat Nuñez in the knee with a baseball bat, forced her to strip and stole her purse, law-enforcement sources said.

How that would have forestalled the pair from leaving seems a little unclear . . .