And Then We Trapped Each Other Like Bears, And The Likenesses Of Our Fallen Workout Partners Were Broadcast In The Skies After The Sun Set

The new Hunger Games-themed workout at NYSC:

“The Hunger Games” heroine Katniss Everdeen (played by Jennifer Lawrence) makes shooting arrows look like child’s play in trailers for the dystopian flick opening Friday.

But after struggling with a plastic bow in the New York Sports Club workout inspired by Suzanne Collins’ bestselling books, my arms are quivering.

The free “Train Like a Tribute” class launching March 27 gives participants a taste of what entering the deadly Hunger Games arena would be like.

If Goober had a Tumblr he would probably say, “I guess this is better for one’s health than the class I’m taking at Great Jones Cafe, ‘Eat Like an Autist: The Diet of Ignatius J. Reilly.'”