Tell-Alls About Me, Should I Ever Be So Lucky, Will Be Pointlessly Perfect And Reflect Wonderfully On Any Administration I May Head

Perhaps when more than the ten people who read the Metro section start caring about him then he can feel smart about hiring loyal people, but until then, I don’t think there’s much of a market for a gripping tell-all about the Mayor of New York:

Mayor Bloomberg has no use for aides who write tell-alls like the one former White House press secretary Scott McClellan published.

“I just hopefully hire people who are a little more responsible, that’s the first thing I worry about,” Bloomberg said yesterday. “I’ve always thought that when you work for somebody, you have an obligation to not write a tell-all book afterwards.”