While The Well-Heeled L Train Customers Cool Their Heels, Soon Time Will Heal All Other Riders, Too

In other news, the 6 train alone carries more riders than the entire Chicago train system:

More than 150 stations on the numbered subway lines, including the heavily trafficked Nos. 1, 4 and 6, will be providing the information by December 2010; in some stations the clocks will be running even earlier, according to a recently released Metropolitan Transportation Authority document.

In the timeless realm of the underground, where anguish can mount with each passing trainless second, this amounts to something of a revolution.

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Although New Yorkers became familiar with the technology after its debut on the L line in 2007, that train, which snakes through Williamsburg out to Canarsie, carries only a fraction of the city’s overall ridership (though it does carry a high proportion of its well-heeled hipster set). The No. 6 train, on the other hand, handles 700,000 rides a day, more than the entire Chicago rail system.

Maybe The Subsequent Death Threat Was A Little Over The Top

That whole “as-is” disclaimer is an important part of the fine print:

Jovan Ming, 32, of the 300 block of Clove Road, shattered the front and rear windshields of a silver Acura in the lot of Forest Avenue Motors, at 2141 Forest Ave., on Sept. 11, a law-enforcement source said.

Not content with that, the 6-foot, 2-inch, 200-pound Ming allegedly telephoned the salesman “multiple times” four days later and threatened to kill him and torch his business.

“But A Blemish On An Otherwise Stellar Record”

The Community Newspaper Group — the Murdoch-owned entity that not so long ago gobbled up like half of the borough-centered weeklies — publishes its Bloomberg endorsement on all of its associated websites (the gutting of the Brooklyn Paper makes me sad):

Granted, Mayor Bloomberg’s quest for a third term has not been the prettiest thing to watch. First, the billionaire mayor, a former Democrat, renounced his Republican Party affiliation during a flirtation with the presidency in 2008 as an independent.

Then, when faced with the obstacle of New York City’s two-term limit, he spent a considerable sum of money to overturn the inconvenient law.

For many voters, that disqualifies Bloomberg from further service.

But for us, it is but a blemish on an otherwise stellar record.

You have to like that way of putting it — “but a blemish on an otherwise stellar record.” Let’s skip the lamely obvious parallels, but I want to try this on because it might be fun. So Clinton’s perjury was “but a blemish on an otherwise stellar record,” as was Nixon’s obstruction of justice. In this way, Robert MacNamara’s technocratic plunge into Vietnam was also “but a blemish on an otherwise stellar record,” and half of Hollywood apparently believes that Roman Polanski’s indiscretion with a child was similarly “but a blemish on an otherwise stellar record.” When you put things that way — “but a blemish”! — everything sounds OK. I like it.

Only In New York, Kids, Only In New York

The Queens Courier continues its series on gross shit:

When The Courier was at the store, one customer wanted four roosters from the same cage. So, when the man reached in to grab the four birds, one fell to the floor and started walking around the store.

“That happens sometimes,” Ustav said, and no one else in the store seemed to flinch. Then, the birds are tied up and dropped on a scale, which will determine how much it costs.

After that, the birds are brought back to the “slaughter room” — a room located in the back of the store on the first floor — where the killing and cleaning process begins.

First, the bird’s neck is cut and broken in order to drain the blood out of the animal. Then, the bird is thrown into a “plucking” machine that takes all of the feathers off the bird.

“Then we have to clean up the inside and take the guts out,” Ustav said. “Sometimes we cut off the head, but some people like it with the head.”

See also: Live Poultry Markets.

But We’ll Always Have That 60-Foot-High HD Screen In The Outfield . . .

The Yankees broke attendance records last year. This year, not so much:

With decreased capacity and a small percentage of extremely high ticket prices, the Yankees totaled just seven sellouts in the first year of their new stadium and experienced a 13% drop in attendance in 2009.

Location Scout: New Yankee Stadium.