No One Wants The Bad Old Days To Return, But . . .

. . . combining criminal justice and entertainment — a weird kind of John Walsh wet dream — just sounds a little too much like some sort of dystopian Orwellian piece:

Some of the nation’s most wanted criminals are going to see their names in lights on Broadway.

The FBI will unveil a massive Times Square billboard today that’s short on movie stars in tighty whiteys and long on bad guys.

The digital billboard near the TKTS booth at 47th St. and Broadway will feature a rotating display of New York fugitives and a number for an FBI tips hotline.

Location Scout: Times Square.