I’d Rather Have Professionals Cart Off This Unwieldy Sofa Bed . . . And Besides, That Ice Cream Is Too Sweet

The Daily News sets the record straight and stokes resentment in one succinct caption:

AriZona Iced Tea is brewed in Brooklyn, New York, not Arizona. But if you’re looking for a company to boycott, U-Haul and Cold Stone Creamery are both based in Arizona.