This Particular Corner Of The Social Contract Is So Thin That You Might Just Accidentally Tear It: All We Ask Is That You Try To Stay Sober While On Duty, But If You Do Happen To Drink, Please Stay Far, Far Away From Lightpoles And Telephone Trees

NYPD cops really need something better to do:

A police officer was arrested early Tuesday morning on charges of drunken driving after he crashed his patrol car into a pole while on duty, eight blocks from his station house in Brooklyn, law enforcement officials said.