The Carp, Dripping Wet, Gingerly Steps Out Of The Bathtub And Makes His Way Across The Hall To The Steamroom, Followed By A Relaxing Turn In The Jacuzzi Whirlpool Bath

Artisanal Brooklyn strikes again! You’ve read about the burgeoning “condimovement” there and $40 mayonnaise. Now here’s $20 gefilte fish:

Three foodies are peddling a gourmet and gluten-free recipe for gefilte that they say blows the traditional Passover fish dish most Jews love to hate right out of the water.

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The company’s 24-ounce gefilte loaf sells for $20. A 12-ounce loaf is just $12.