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Observers were quick to blame the transfat ban for increased anxiety among the city’s food purveyors:

Kabeer Ahmad, 32, the proprietor of the Kennedy Fried Chicken shop at 868 Hunts Point Ave., was nabbed for allegedly torching the Twin Donut shop next door at 4 a.m. yesterday.

Ahmad confessed he set the fire because he was upset that the donut shop had started selling other food, including fried chicken, last month, sources said.

The doughnut store was gutted and Ahmad’s business damaged.

A new owner, Mike Chhor, had been set to take over the doughnut store yesterday.

Chhor, who paid $25,000 for the business, watched as it went up in flames.

Fire Marshals Michael Durkin and Robert Cristadoro reported finding a juice container and spray can that reeked of gasoline inside Ahmad’s restaurant. They also spotted a hole in the wall dividing the two shops.

Investigators said Ahmad had been complaining to other store owners about losing business to the doughnut shop. He was charged with arson.

Posted: January 2nd, 2007 | Filed under: Law & Order, The Bronx

Bringing Gritty Back

And here you assumed Times Square somehow lost its former lustre:

It’s unclear what caused 45-year-old Joseph Regno’s death inside the tiny booth, which charges $1 per two pornographic minutes, source said.

But when an employee at Gotham City discovered his body Saturday night, he left to call for help, the sources said.

Guy Montgomery, 25, then allegedly made his move. He rummaged through the dead man’s pants and grabbed cash, the sources said. He then opened the booth — one of 20 at the parlor — and darted toward the door.

Cops arrived just in time to arrest Montgomery as the he made his exit from the Eighth Avenue peepshow palace.

The Bronx man, who has prior robbery arrests, was charged with grand larceny.

Posted: January 2nd, 2007 | Filed under: Jerk Move, Just Horrible, Law & Order, Manhattan

Worth A Shot

Apparently stealing real estate is harder than we thought:

A Brooklyn man was arrested yesterday on charges that he fraudulently tried to claim ownership of the SoHo Grand Hotel, one of the premier inns in Lower Manhattan and the scene of oh-so-many gossip items about celebrities in illicit entanglements.

The man, Kouadio Kouassi, 46, filed a deed with the city showing himself as the hotel’s owner, but it was not processed because it lacked signatures, officials said.

When Mr. Kouassi returned to see if he had been declared the rightful owner, a Department of Finance employee believed something suspicious was afoot and notified the city Department of Investigation.

But, apparently undaunted and bent on claiming the prized property, Mr. Kouassi returned several more times to get his deed processed, officials said.

City investigators contacted the hotel’s true owners, the Hartz Group, which said it had never heard of Mr. Kouassi and had no intention of giving him the hotel, valued at $76 million, according to city records.

“We think that since we bought the land, built the hotel and have run it for 12 years that we actually own the hotel,” said Ron Simoncini, a spokesman for Hartz.

. . .

Mr. Kouassi was charged with attempted grand larceny and offering a false instrument for filing. The authorities said he was in custody last night and had not yet hired a lawyer. If convicted, he will face up to 15 years in jail.

Posted: January 2nd, 2007 | Filed under: Law & Order, Need To Know, Real Estate

Second Alleged Douchebag Turns Himself In

A second suspect in the brazen mid-Christmas mass theft has turned himself in to authorities:

A man suspected of helping a real-life Grinch swipe $20,000 in parishioner donations from a Queens church during a Christmas-morning Mass turned himself in to police yesterday and returned $6,000 in cash.

Dennis Almodovar, 24, walked in to the 109th Precinct station house with his lawyer yesterday morning and was questioned for several hours before being charged with burglary.

The lawyer also turned over the money, said prosecutors, adding that the rest of the missing donations were nonnegotiable checks that can be replaced.

Posted: December 28th, 2006 | Filed under: Law & Order

Daniel Morales — Congratulations, You’re Still In The Running For Douchebag Of The Year!

Yesterday everyone was wondering who the fuck would steal from a church during Christmas mass. Today we find out who would do such a thing:

Cops arrested a suspect yesterday in a Christmas poor-box heist at a Queens church, and were looking for another sticky-fingered Grinch.

But the whereabouts of $30,000 in checks and cash stolen from St. Mel Roman Catholic Church in Flushing remains a mystery.

Daniel Morales, of 246 Bergen St., Brooklyn, was charged with burglary. Detectives released no details of the investigation while they tried to close in on a second man.

Earlier, the Rev. Christopher Turczany urged parishioners to cancel Christmas checks they’d donated and make new contributions.

“We were just about breaking even. This interrupts the positive cash flow. That’s what’s really difficult. We are choking financially,” he said.

“We’ll get through this. Many people have offered support.”

Posted: December 27th, 2006 | Filed under: Jerk Move, Law & Order
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