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When The Duck Needs To Feel A Little Less Lame, He Flies South, Lunches With The President And Has His Staff Leak All The Details

Maybe there’s a proposal in the works to ban foie gras or something:

Mr. Bloomberg’s third term as mayor ends at the close of 2013, and speculation about his political intentions has been a longstanding parlor game in New York and Washington. He has often been talked about as a candidate for higher office, including the presidency, or as a potential nominee for a high-level national appointment. But the possibility of Mr. Bloomberg’s becoming a member of the Obama administration did not come up during the lunch, according to people close to the mayor and the president.

Posted: March 12th, 2012 | Filed under: Please, Make It Stop

You Can’t Make An Omelet Without Cracking Some Eggs

“The mayor said he’d never eat at a ‘C’ rated restaurant and generally wouldn’t patronize a ‘B’ establishment, either”. Emphasis on “generally”:

The upper East Side’s Nectar Coffee Shop has served the mayor his morning joe for the past decade, but city Health Department inspectors gave it a B grade two months ago.

Nectar’s manager [. . .] said the store received the demotion from an A grade because of a bad egg.

“When the inspector comes, it was during breakfast,” [the manager], 36, told the Daily News on Sunday. “Everyone is running around, back and forth. I got a ticket for having a cracked egg in the refrigerator.”

Posted: March 12th, 2012 | Filed under: Feed, Oh Well What Do You Do?

Third Terms Work Best When Everyone Shuts The Fuck Up And Does What The Higher-Ups Want

At some point you have to wonder if even the cops themselves are embarrassed about stuff like stop & frisk:

[The victim] said the officer who frisked him [ . . . ] was “really aggressive,” especially when grabbing around his crotch area. He felt violated. The search of his car came up empty, but the cops issued [the victim] a summons for parking in front of a fire hydrant. [The victim] took down [the officer’s] badge number and later filed a complaint with the Civilian Complaint Review Board.

Months later, the board ruled that [the officer] had abused his authority by frisking [the victim] and searching his vehicle. [The officer’s supervisor] was also convicted of abuse of authority for allowing the search.

[The victim] said he felt validated, but it doesn’t stop him from worrying about being stopped again.

Posted: March 11th, 2012 | Filed under: Just Horrible, Law & Order

Re: “Small Group That Wants To Throw Their Money Around In Political Races”; If By “Group” You Mean . . .

The ones who “want to be able to not wash their hands after they go to the bathroom, and not refrigerate their food, and not keep the cockroaches and the rats and mice out”* must be the same ones who are naysaying the most job-creative third term of all time:

City investigators have discovered evidence of large-scale fraud in one of the agencies leading Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg’s signature initiative to find jobs for unemployed New Yorkers.

. . .

The reports of fraud come as a blow to Mr. Bloomberg, who sought a third term based on his ability to lead the city in a tough economy and has heralded his administration’s success in finding jobs for unemployed New Yorkers. The mayor has praised the role nonprofit groups, paid by the city, have had in the jobs effort.

The news is also troubling for Seedco, a well-regarded nonprofit organization that has stood at the heart of many of the mayor’s initiatives, including job placement and cash grants for welfare clients, and loan programs for small businesses and entrepreneurs.

Posted: March 11th, 2012 | Filed under: Grrr!

Don’t Fire Ray Kelly For Turning The New York City Police Department Into A Shadow CIA, Fire Him For Being So Bad At It

I don’t know which is worse, that the NYPD kept secret files on businesses solely based on their religious affiliation or that they did such a shitty job doing it:

The owners of most of the establishments listed in the “Syrian Locations of Concern Report” told The Daily News Friday they are neither Syrian nor Muslim.

“I think it’s pretty comical that my store would be in this report,” said David Idy, owner of Kings Row, a clothing store on Avenue U in Brooklyn. “I happen to be a Sephardic Jew. My family is from Egypt, but I was actually raised in Bensonhurst and consider myself an American.”

Cops also listed a Bronx barber shop called “Dino’s European Hair Style,” noting that its owner is Albanian and its close proximity to the North Bronx Muslim Center.

Shop owner Sammy Eirovic said, “I’m not Albanian, I’m Montenegran.”

“Honestly, I’m really surprised anybody would be spying on me,” he said. “We just cut hair.”

Posted: March 10th, 2012 | Filed under: Just Horrible
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