Anxiously Awaiting First 2 Girls 1 Cup Reaction Video Filmed From Bedford Avenue L Platform

Soon the MTA will have to shame us into providing quiet cars:

Straphangers will soon be able to use cell phones in six underground subway stations in Manhattan — the first of many subterranean stops that will be rigged for service, the Daily News has learned.

Is NYCHA Getting Ready For First Amendment Cases?

Advertising on public housing seems problematic enough without the long list of products you’d want to restrict:

Bloomberg said guidelines would be required for the types of companies that could promote their products on building lobbies, facades and courtyards.

“Of course, you’ll always have restrictions,” Bloomberg said. “You’re not going to have an ad for a pornographic website, for example … and I think we probably shouldn’t have ads for things that are not healthy for our kids.”

Not One Goddamn Word About The Leopard-Print Arm Chair In The Whole Lousy Article

Even the fountain pen is bourgeois in this place but those leopard-print arm chairs — geez, people never notice anything.

Party Like It’s 1994

Squeegee men? The economy (or poll numbers) is (are) that bad, I suppose:

“The Police Department has a lot to do, but we’re not walking away from squeegee guys when they rear their heads … with their buckets and sponge,” he said.

With A Name Like This . . .

. . . bootleg rat poison has to be good:

Ten Chinatown store owners were busted for selling illegal super-concentrated rat poison Monday after a woman nearly died from drinking a small bottle labeled “The Cat Be Unemployed.”