{"id":1193,"date":"2006-06-19T10:25:11","date_gmt":"2006-06-19T18:25:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2006\/06\/resolved_immediate_moratorium_on_adjectival_overuse_of_the_word_urban.html"},"modified":"2006-06-19T10:25:11","modified_gmt":"2006-06-19T18:25:11","slug":"resolved_immedi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/06\/resolved_immedi.html","title":{"rendered":"Resolved: Immediate Moratorium On Adjectival Overuse Of The Word &#8220;Urban&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>New York Magazine&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/nymag.com\/guides\/etiquette\/17332\/index.html\">locally applicable etiquette guidelines<\/a> (since calling it &#8220;The Urban Etiquette Handbook&#8221; is lame).<\/p>\n<p><em>Saturday Night Live<\/em> castmember <a href=\"http:\/\/newyorkmetro.com\/guides\/etiquette\/17332\/index10.html\">Amy Poehler&#8217;s contributions<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>1. Be nice to everyone, especially people wearing hospital bracelets.<\/p>\n<p>2. Don&#8217;t ask white girls if they &#8220;left their ass at home.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>3. If you have to bring your baby to a movie, make sure he laughs at appropriate times.<\/p>\n<p>4. Don&#8217;t eat Cheetos and then sit down at a fancy hotel piano.<\/p>\n<p>5. If you are in Central Park and think you are getting mugged, first check to see if maybe you&#8217;re just part of a student film.<\/p>\n<p>6. If you see Oprah at a fancy function, don&#8217;t grab her wrist and ask for money. Quietly sneak up behind her and whisper, &#8220;You give me that money, Oprah. You hear me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>7. When walking on a New York street, try not to spit, litter, bleed, or take a crap.<\/p>\n<p>8. If you need to do any of these things, try to do it between two parked cars.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New York Magazine&#8217;s locally applicable etiquette guidelines (since calling it &#8220;The Urban Etiquette Handbook&#8221; is lame). Saturday Night Live castmember Amy Poehler&#8217;s contributions: 1. Be nice to everyone, especially people wearing hospital bracelets. 2. Don&#8217;t ask white girls if they &#8220;left their ass at home.&#8221; 3. If you have to bring your baby to a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-need_to_know"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1193\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}