{"id":157,"date":"2005-03-03T09:40:40","date_gmt":"2005-03-03T17:40:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2005\/03\/nobody_knows_what_modest_mouses_bassist_looks_like.html"},"modified":"2005-03-03T09:40:40","modified_gmt":"2005-03-03T17:40:40","slug":"nobody_knows_wh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/03\/nobody_knows_wh.html","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Nobody Knows What Modest Mouse&#8217;s Bassist Looks Like&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Daily News&#8217; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/front\/story\/286308p-244924c.html\">primer on party crashing<\/a> is out &#8212; an example of lemonade?<\/p>\n<p>Helpful terms describing the four types of gatecrashers:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Slip-Ins: &#8220;They just wait at a door until someone well known appears &#8211; say DeNiro and Streisand at the &#8220;Meet the Fockers&#8221; premiere. When the cameras flash and organizers are distracted, they dodge in behind Bob &#8216;n&#8217; Babs.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Fakers: &#8220;Rather than claiming to be Kidman or Cruise, they&#8217;re always B-listers like &#8216;Charlie&#8217;s Angels&#8217; weirdo Crispin Glover or fashion icon Hamish Bowles.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t You Knows: &#8220;Less artful,&#8221; Don&#8217;t You Knows&#8217; &#8220;every loud sentence begins with that phrase. Always hysterical, they&#8217;ll erupt when questioned at the door as if their very honor has been insulted.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>P.I.s (Presumed Inviteds): The rarest, &#8220;these socialites and high rollers simply presume an invitation was lost in the mail &#8211; rather than that they weren&#8217;t wanted.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Do&#8217;s and Don&#8217;ts include:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Don&#8217;t dress to impress. It just looks like you&#8217;re trying too hard. Instead, stick with a black dress and one killer accessory, like this season&#8217;s hot bag or a great big ring. &#8220;Keep your makeup minimal &#8211; most of the fashion crowd wear very little makeup and look slightly windblown &#8211; and act bored on the outside, internally amused,&#8221; says Cutrone.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t turn up in a limo. These days, real VIPs roll up in Humvees or Range Rovers.<\/p>\n<p>. . .<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t claim to be Chris Martin. Better to say you&#8217;re a different member of Coldplay. &#8220;The really good way of doing this is saying you&#8217;re a guitarist, not the lead singer, in a hot band,&#8221; says event planner Nancy Kane. &#8220;Nobody knows what Modest Mouse&#8217;s bassist looks like.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Do double-fist those drinks. Crashers are always by the bar. &#8220;They&#8217;re not very clever &#8211; usually you&#8217;ll see them all clustered together there,&#8221; says P.R. exec James LaForce.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Daily News&#8217; primer on party crashing is out &#8212; an example of lemonade? Helpful terms describing the four types of gatecrashers: Slip-Ins: &#8220;They just wait at a door until someone well known appears &#8211; say DeNiro and Streisand at the &#8220;Meet the Fockers&#8221; premiere. When the cameras flash and organizers are distracted, they dodge [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}