{"id":1633,"date":"2006-10-02T15:51:24","date_gmt":"2006-10-02T23:51:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2006\/10\/everybody_loves_lists.html"},"modified":"2006-10-02T15:51:24","modified_gmt":"2006-10-02T23:51:24","slug":"everybody_loves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/10\/everybody_loves.html","title":{"rendered":"Everybody Loves Lists!"},"content":{"rendered":"

The New York Press’ Best of Manhattan for 2006<\/a> is out (it seems like every year they have to make some sort of half-assed apology for why it’s still called “Best of Manhattan”). This year includes “Best Worst Smelling Subway Station” (in City Life<\/a>):<\/p>\n

If you need a good reason to vomit, transfer from the V or the E train to an uptown 6 train at 53rd Street. The underground passageway between these two tracks either hosts a nightly pissing competition that gives bonus points for projectile sharting, or it captures the scent of a nearby chef who boils soiled toilet water. In any case, when you reach the top of the escalator off the E\/V line, begin breathing deeply in preparation. Nevermind the salty taste of group body odor trailing from your fellow commuters; it pales in comparison to the soggy air trapped between the semen-coated walls that awaits you. At the top of the steps, hold your breath and run. Don’t walk. Don’t even walk fast. Run. And don’t be afraid to take out any hobbling meanderers up ahead. The smell is ruthless and so must you be.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Concur.<\/p>\n

Most stations have a particular terroir<\/em> — personally, I find the Lexington Avenue Express tracks at 59th Street a lovely musty odor evocative of an ice skating rink — but the stank-ass mop water miasma of the passage between the downtown and uptown 6 lines (If I’m understanding them, I think that’s what they’re referring to — meaning the passage commuters move through between downtown 6 trains and the E\/V — of course, you probably only know this if you’re heading out to or coming from Queens . . . ha!) is one of the worst.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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