{"id":1805,"date":"2006-11-22T10:05:51","date_gmt":"2006-11-22T18:05:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2006\/11\/even_if_you_can_go_home_again_you_wont_want_to_see_what_your_crazy-ass_mother_did.html"},"modified":"2006-11-22T10:05:51","modified_gmt":"2006-11-22T18:05:51","slug":"even_if_you_can","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/11\/even_if_you_can.html","title":{"rendered":"Even If You Can Go Home Again, You Won&#8217;t Want To See What Your Crazy-Ass Mother Did"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have to say, this would make for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/local\/story\/473738p-398555c.html\">a totally outrageous third act<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Estranged from his father, a gay Brooklyn man came home yesterday to make peace, only to make a horrifying discovery: His mother had been hiding his dad&#8217;s corpse in the family&#8217;s apartment for three years, police sources said.<\/p>\n<p>. . .<\/p>\n<p>Her horrific secret was exposed when her 38-year-old son, Paul Iversen, knocked on the apartment door early yesterday. He had not been home since he came out of the closet well before his dad&#8217;s death, the sources said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I want to see Dad,&#8221; Paul Iversen told his mom, the sources said. &#8220;I want to make everything right.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The elderly woman &#8212; who almost never allowed anyone into her Bay Ridge apartment &#8212; opened the door, sources said. &#8220;He&#8217;s in the bedroom,&#8221; she told her son.<\/p>\n<p>Paul Iversen walked through the filthy apartment and to his horror found the skeletal remains of his dad, Frank Iversen, 75, in a fetal position under a pile of bed covers and clothes, the sources said.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And here&#8217;s the kicker:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>At the 68th Precinct stationhouse, Joanne Iversen told cops that she and her husband had made a pact to hide the death of whoever passed away first so the surviving spouse could continue collecting Social Security benefits.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He died of natural causes,&#8221; she told cops, the sources said. &#8220;It was three years ago.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Detectives questioned the woman for several hours, but released her last night without filing charges. Cops were investigating whether she illegally obtained Social Security checks since her husband&#8217;s death.<\/p>\n<p>A police source said Joanne Iversen had told another estranged son she had buried her husband years ago.<\/p>\n<p>Tenants in the Bay Ridge Parkway apartment building between Ridge Blvd. and Third Ave. said they noticed Frank Iversen, a quiet man who had worked as a painter, hadn&#8217;t been around in years. But his wife always told them he had moved upstate.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I always wondered if he was dead in there,&#8221; said neighbor Bonnie King. &#8220;Frank just disappeared. There was no explanation.&#8221; Other residents said there were clues, but no one put it all together.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There were odor issues in that apartment,&#8221; said Carole Clements, 64. &#8220;We complained a lot, but I would have never guessed there was a body inside.&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have to say, this would make for a totally outrageous third act: Estranged from his father, a gay Brooklyn man came home yesterday to make peace, only to make a horrifying discovery: His mother had been hiding his dad&#8217;s corpse in the family&#8217;s apartment for three years, police sources said. . . . 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