{"id":1874,"date":"2006-12-08T10:30:22","date_gmt":"2006-12-08T18:30:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2006\/12\/because_if_youre_going_to_do_time_do_it_for_something_manly_like_armed_robbery_contributing_to_the_delinquency_of_a_minor_or_even_wire_fraud.html"},"modified":"2006-12-08T10:30:22","modified_gmt":"2006-12-08T18:30:22","slug":"because_if_your","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/12\/because_if_your.html","title":{"rendered":"Because If You&#8217;re Going To Do Time, Do It For Something Manly, Like Armed Robbery, Contributing To The Delinquency Of A Minor Or Even Wire Fraud"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Things I never would wish on anyone include having to explain to your cellmate how <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/seven\/12082006\/news\/regionalnews\/paint_vandal_in_the_can_regionalnews_ikimulisa_livingston.htm\">you&#8217;re doing time because you couldn&#8217;t stop painting a four-letter handle around town that sounds suspiciously like the name of a loveable mammal featured in a children&#8217;s movie<\/a>*:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>A graffiti tagger who plastered his moniker, &#8220;Kiko,&#8221; all over Astoria and Long Island City was sentenced yesterday to six months in jail.<\/p>\n<p>Oliver &#8220;Kiko&#8221; Siandre, 28, of Manhattan, pleaded guilty in October to several counts of criminal mischief.<\/p>\n<p>Queens Supreme Court Justice Barry Kron imposed four to six months behind bars and ordered Siandre to pay $25,000 in restitution to property owners.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>*cf. <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Free_Willy\">&#8220;Free Willy&#8221;<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>See also: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/10\/fight_for_your.html\">Fight For Your Right To Write<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things I never would wish on anyone include having to explain to your cellmate how you&#8217;re doing time because you couldn&#8217;t stop painting a four-letter handle around town that sounds suspiciously like the name of a loveable mammal featured in a children&#8217;s movie*: A graffiti tagger who plastered his moniker, &#8220;Kiko,&#8221; all over Astoria and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1874","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-insert_muted_trumpets_sad_wahwah_here"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1874","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1874"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1874\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}