{"id":1908,"date":"2006-12-18T10:29:06","date_gmt":"2006-12-18T18:29:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2006\/12\/speak_for_yourself_haggard_perv_who_thinks_ok_to_hit_on_the_help.html"},"modified":"2006-12-18T10:29:06","modified_gmt":"2006-12-18T18:29:06","slug":"speak_for_yours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/12\/speak_for_yours.html","title":{"rendered":"Speak For Yourself, Haggard Perv Who Thinks OK To Hit On The Help"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Among New York Magazine&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/nymag.com\/news\/articles\/reasonstoloveny\/2006\/\">Reasons to Love New York (in 2006, at least)<\/a>, the <a href=\"http:\/\/nymag.com\/news\/articles\/reasonstoloveny\/2006\/25600\/\">hot waitstaff<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>If New York is the flame to which scores of the world&#8217;s most beautiful, multiracial, multiethnic youth are drawn, then the city&#8217;s waiter and waitress ranks are its red-hot center. Where else in the world can you look up from your fatty-toro sashimi or cheeseburger and find yourself staring into the eyes of a ruby-lipped Botticelli Venus? Or a porcelain-skinned John Currin? Or a Mapplethorpe subject? Brunch and a gallery crawl? Why bother. It&#8217;s redundant.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And one reason we can&#8217;t stand dining out is because of the totally incompetent waitstaff who, although sometimes &#8220;hot,&#8221; are dumb as shit . . .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Among New York Magazine&#8217;s Reasons to Love New York (in 2006, at least), the hot waitstaff: If New York is the flame to which scores of the world&#8217;s most beautiful, multiracial, multiethnic youth are drawn, then the city&#8217;s waiter and waitress ranks are its red-hot center. Where else in the world can you look up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tragicomic_ironic_obnoxious_or_absurd"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1908","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1908"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1908\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}