{"id":192,"date":"2005-03-30T09:00:16","date_gmt":"2005-03-30T17:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2005\/03\/what_kind_of_school_was_it.html"},"modified":"2005-03-30T09:00:16","modified_gmt":"2005-03-30T17:00:16","slug":"what_kind_of_sc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/03\/what_kind_of_sc.html","title":{"rendered":"What Kind of School Was It?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>God help me if I ever let <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/news\/regionalnews\/43512.htm\">news of my botched penile enlargement surgery make it into the Post<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Bigger isn&#8217;t better for Eric Neuberger, who says his New York doctor botched his penile enhancement to the point that he&#8217;s now nearly impotent.<\/p>\n<p>Before the January 2001 surgery, Neuberger &#8220;could engage in intercourse approximately 30 to 50 times a month, and after the surgery, he was only able to engage in intercourse once a month,&#8221; his malpractice suit charges.<\/p>\n<p>Neuberger said his new limitations forced him to drop out of school \u00e2\u20ac\u201d and even hurt his musical ability. His suit did not elaborate.<\/p>\n<p>But the doctor, Robert Barron, suggests that Neuberger simply &#8220;injured himself during sex.&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Hurt his musical ability?  Who is this guy, R. Kelly?<\/p>\n<p>The Post is burying the lede here, though &#8212; we finally might have found someone enrolled in a co-ed naked basket weaving course!  And here I just assumed those T-shirts were a joke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>God help me if I ever let news of my botched penile enlargement surgery make it into the Post: Bigger isn&#8217;t better for Eric Neuberger, who says his New York doctor botched his penile enhancement to the point that he&#8217;s now nearly impotent. Before the January 2001 surgery, Neuberger &#8220;could engage in intercourse approximately 30 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-consumer_issues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}