{"id":1943,"date":"2006-12-27T09:13:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-27T17:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2006\/12\/daniel_morales_--_congratulations_youre_still_in_the_running_for_douchebag_of_the_year.html"},"modified":"2008-01-24T15:09:22","modified_gmt":"2008-01-24T20:09:22","slug":"daniel_morales","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/12\/daniel_morales.html","title":{"rendered":"Daniel Morales &#8212; Congratulations, You&#8217;re Still In The Running For Douchebag Of The Year!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/12\/father_sorry_in.html\">everyone was wondering who the fuck would steal from a church <em>during<\/em> Christmas mass<\/a>. Today we find out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/seven\/12272006\/news\/regionalnews\/grinch_pinched_in_christmas_church_heist_regionalnews_lorena_mongelli.htm\">who would do such a thing<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Cops arrested a suspect yesterday in a Christmas poor-box heist at a Queens church, and were looking for another sticky-fingered Grinch.<\/p>\n<p>But the whereabouts of $30,000 in checks and cash stolen from St. Mel Roman Catholic Church in Flushing remains a mystery.<\/p>\n<p>Daniel Morales, of 246 Bergen St., Brooklyn, was charged with burglary. Detectives released no details of the investigation while they tried to close in on a second man.<\/p>\n<p>Earlier, the Rev. Christopher Turczany urged parishioners to cancel Christmas checks they&#8217;d donated and make new contributions.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We were just about breaking even. This interrupts the positive cash flow. That&#8217;s what&#8217;s really difficult. We are choking financially,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;ll get through this. Many people have offered support.&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday everyone was wondering who the fuck would steal from a church during Christmas mass. Today we find out who would do such a thing: Cops arrested a suspect yesterday in a Christmas poor-box heist at a Queens church, and were looking for another sticky-fingered Grinch. But the whereabouts of $30,000 in checks and cash [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53,11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1943","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jerk_move","category-law_order"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1943","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1943"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1943\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}