{"id":2149,"date":"2007-02-26T11:25:38","date_gmt":"2007-02-26T19:25:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2007\/02\/and_by_car_she_means_first_cousin.html"},"modified":"2008-01-24T13:52:38","modified_gmt":"2008-01-24T18:52:38","slug":"and_by_car_she","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/02\/and_by_car_she.html","title":{"rendered":"And By &#8220;Car&#8221; She Means &#8220;First Cousin&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Goodness gracious, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.downtownexpress.com\/de_198\/fortuneteller.html\">great balls of fire<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>A feud between Gypsies turned violent in Soho on Tuesday night, when several men attacked a local fortuneteller and her husband.<\/p>\n<p>According to Elaine Marino, the incident started when three Gypsies tried to break into her daughter-in-law Linda&#8217;s white Porsche, which was parked near her business, Linda&#8217;s Psychic Shop, at Spring and Sullivan Sts. Marino said that when her daughter came out of the shop, they assaulted her on the sidewalk. Marino&#8217;s son, Jesse, Linda&#8217;s husband, also was attacked by the men, his mother said. (Marino declined to provide the last names of her son and daughter-in-law.)<\/p>\n<p>. . .<\/p>\n<p>According to a witness at the bar, the attackers were enraged at Jesse for having sex with his &#8220;first cousin,&#8221; and, in fact, had beaten him up in Florida for this previously.<\/p>\n<p>Marino claimed the men had been &#8220;stalking&#8221; her son and his wife. She, too, said the feud stemmed from earlier trouble with the men during an encounter in Florida.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s some kind of jealousy, vendetta, from Florida,&#8221; she said. Asked what type of jealousy, she said, &#8220;Some jealousy over a car.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re not part of the same clan. They&#8217;re from Canada,&#8221; she said of the assailants. Her son Jesse grew up in the neighborhood, and Linda owns another psychic shop nearby, she said. They are all Romani, Gypsies, she said.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Buried lede: The fortuneteller&#8217;s Porsche confirms once and for all that New Yorkers are wasting entirely too much money on psychics.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Goodness gracious, great balls of fire: A feud between Gypsies turned violent in Soho on Tuesday night, when several men attacked a local fortuneteller and her husband. According to Elaine Marino, the incident started when three Gypsies tried to break into her daughter-in-law Linda&#8217;s white Porsche, which was parked near her business, Linda&#8217;s Psychic Shop, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[62],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-followed_by_a_perplexed_stroke_of_the_chin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}