{"id":2185,"date":"2007-03-09T09:30:59","date_gmt":"2007-03-09T17:30:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2007\/03\/they_have_no_use_for_space_heaters_in_miami.html"},"modified":"2007-03-09T09:30:59","modified_gmt":"2007-03-09T17:30:59","slug":"they_have_no_us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/03\/they_have_no_us.html","title":{"rendered":"They Have No Use For Space Heaters In Miami"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hizzoner must&#8217;ve had <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2007\/03\/09\/nyregion\/09mayor.html?ex=1331096400&#038;en=b1f3709400b55e42&#038;ei=5090&#038;partner=rssuserland&#038;emc=rss\">Cape Canaveral on his mind<\/a> when he used <a href=\"http:\/\/www.snopes.com\/quotes\/onesmall.asp\">astronaut Neil Armstrong&#8217;s one small-one giant construction<\/a> when asked about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2007\/03\/09\/nyregion\/09fire.html?ex=1331096400&#038;en=b2e8d807b5cb03c9&#038;ei=5090&#038;partner=rssuserland&#038;emc=rss\">yesterday&#8217;s totally horrific house fire in the Bronx<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;Sometimes it just seems more painful and more unfair when it&#8217;s children that die,&#8221; Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg said yesterday. &#8220;When children die, everyone around them, everyone who loved them, die a little bit as well.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s one small building, but one very large tragedy for our city.&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Bonus points for evoking images in my mind of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/local\/story\/503758p-424892c.html\">people leaping<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hizzoner must&#8217;ve had Cape Canaveral on his mind when he used astronaut Neil Armstrong&#8217;s one small-one giant construction when asked about yesterday&#8217;s totally horrific house fire in the Bronx: &#8220;Sometimes it just seems more painful and more unfair when it&#8217;s children that die,&#8221; Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg said yesterday. &#8220;When children die, everyone around them, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[67],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-things_that_make_you_go_oy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2185\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}