{"id":2188,"date":"2007-03-12T09:46:56","date_gmt":"2007-03-12T17:46:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2007\/03\/jesus_what_a_jerk.html"},"modified":"2007-03-12T09:46:56","modified_gmt":"2007-03-12T17:46:56","slug":"jesus_what_a_je","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/03\/jesus_what_a_je.html","title":{"rendered":"Jesus, What A Jerk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I swear Friday night I heard the newscaster mumble <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/seven\/03102007\/news\/regionalnews\/thug_commits_gran_larceny_regionalnews_erin_calabrese__philip_messing_and_todd_venezia.htm\">&#8220;God, what a douchebag&#8221;<\/a> under his breath:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>A 101-year-old walker-wielding Queens woman bravely stood up to a 30-something mugger &#8212; but youth ultimately won out and the ghoul made off with a measly $33 after clocking her with a massive roundhouse punch.<\/p>\n<p>The heinous attack occurred in the vestibule of her building at 172-90 Highland Ave. in Jamaica Estates last Sunday at 12:30 p.m.<\/p>\n<p>It was captured on a building surveillance video. The man later robbed and beat an 85-year-old woman in a nearby building.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There has to be a special rung of hell for him,&#8221; a police official said of the man, who remains at large.<\/p>\n<p>Rose Morat, who was born during the Roosevelt administration &#8212; Theodore, that is &#8212; said that in her younger days the granny-beating goon might not have been so lucky.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Fifteen years ago we would have had a tussle,&#8221; she told The Post last night, with a bravado that would have made the Rough Rider president proud.<\/p>\n<p>Morat said she was heading out to Sunday Mass at Immaculate Conception when she encountered the fiend near the building&#8217;s front door.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He looked pleasant and he had a beautiful smile,&#8221; she said.<\/p>\n<p>He even seemed chivalrous at first, she said, offering to help her to the street.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I saw the man sitting there,&#8221; she said. &#8220;He got up and said, &#8216;I&#8217;ll help you with your walker.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, thank you, I know how to handle myself,&#8221; she said.<\/p>\n<p>The mugger then helped her with the door, but as she tried to pass through, he pounced on her.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;All of a sudden I got the bang, and then I saw stars,&#8221; said Morat, who suffered a fractured cheekbone.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I swear Friday night I heard the newscaster mumble &#8220;God, what a douchebag&#8221; under his breath: A 101-year-old walker-wielding Queens woman bravely stood up to a 30-something mugger &#8212; but youth ultimately won out and the ghoul made off with a measly $33 after clocking her with a massive roundhouse punch. The heinous attack occurred [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jerk_move"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2188"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2188\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}