{"id":2208,"date":"2007-03-16T10:26:01","date_gmt":"2007-03-16T18:26:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2007\/03\/if_you_dont_smoke_then_i_wont_fart.html"},"modified":"2007-03-16T10:26:01","modified_gmt":"2007-03-16T18:26:01","slug":"if_you_dont_smo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/03\/if_you_dont_smo.html","title":{"rendered":"If You Don&#8217;t Smoke Then I Won&#8217;t Fart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another week, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thevillager.com\/villager_202\/sohoclubsagrand.html\">another Villager story about someone who can&#8217;t sleep<\/a>. Community Media LLC should just save us the trouble and start a separate publication dedicated to stories about Lower Manhattan residents who are angry at nearby bars &#8212; they&#8217;re all starting to blend together in my mind anyway:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>For residents living above the nightclub 46 Grand, life has been anything but.<\/p>\n<p>Kevin Solomon, a resident at 46 Grand St. in Soho, said he and his family are kept awake every Friday and Saturday until 3 a.m. by loud music from the club. The other week, it happened on Wednesday night, too.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And I live on the fourth floor,&#8221; he said. &#8220;So you can imagine what it is like for the people living on the second and third floors.&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Family man? Check.<\/p>\n<p>Loud music? Check.<\/p>\n<p>Can&#8217;t sleep? Check.<\/p>\n<p>Obligatory &#8220;If it&#8217;s loud for me, imagine what it&#8217;s like for the 85-year-old on floor two&#8221; quote? Check.<\/p>\n<p>The question is what we call this new publication. The Village Complainer? The Downtown Bitcher? Let&#8217;s brainstorm here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another week, another Villager story about someone who can&#8217;t sleep. Community Media LLC should just save us the trouble and start a separate publication dedicated to stories about Lower Manhattan residents who are angry at nearby bars &#8212; they&#8217;re all starting to blend together in my mind anyway: For residents living above the nightclub 46 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blatant_localism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2208\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}