{"id":2329,"date":"2007-05-16T09:35:17","date_gmt":"2007-05-16T17:35:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2007\/05\/punch-packing_cheese_is_new_dorpese_for_something_totally_incomprehensible.html"},"modified":"2008-01-24T12:59:57","modified_gmt":"2008-01-24T17:59:57","slug":"punchpacking_ch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/05\/punchpacking_ch.html","title":{"rendered":"Punch-Packing Cheese Is New Dorpese For Something Totally Incomprehensible"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.silive.com\/news\/advance\/index.ssf?\/base\/news\/1179317801153620.xml&#038;coll=1\">&#8220;Do you want some cheese?&#8221;<\/a> seems to be New Dorpese for &#8220;What&#8217;s the frequency, Kenneth?&#8221; but no one is really sure:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>A New Dorp man faces an array of misdemeanor assault and drug charges after he asked a youth, &#8220;Do you want some cheese?&#8221; and then punched him in the face, cops allege.<\/p>\n<p>Police said the suspect, Michael Stuto, 23, of Ebbitts Street, was carrying a box containing Xanax pills and marijuana at the time of the assault, which happened at the corner of New Dorp Lane and Ebbitts Street at 7 a.m. Monday.<\/p>\n<p>The &#8220;cheese&#8221; comment isn&#8217;t explained in court papers, and a law enforcement source was at a loss yesterday to explain what it meant.<\/p>\n<p>Stuto broke the victim&#8217;s glasses and gave him a fat lip with the punch, according to court papers.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(See <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/02\/working_slobs_d.html\">what else you can do with cheese on Staten Island<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actually, &#8220;Do you want some cheese?&#8221; seems to be New Dorpese for &#8220;What&#8217;s the frequency, Kenneth?&#8221; but no one is really sure: A New Dorp man faces an array of misdemeanor assault and drug charges after he asked a youth, &#8220;Do you want some cheese?&#8221; and then punched him in the face, cops allege. Police [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-law_order","category-staten_island"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2329"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2329\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}