{"id":3226,"date":"2008-03-11T08:38:38","date_gmt":"2008-03-11T13:38:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2008\/03\/somewhere_in_lower_manhattan_a_man_in_his_mid-_to_late-30s_remembers_a_song_from_the_80s_that_had_a_not-terrible_guitar_hook_and_something_to_do_with_rats_he_turns_to_his_colleague_and_--while_strum"},"modified":"2008-03-11T09:08:40","modified_gmt":"2008-03-11T14:08:40","slug":"somewhere_in_lower_manhattan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2008\/03\/somewhere_in_lower_manhattan.html","title":{"rendered":"Somewhere In Lower Manhattan, A Man In His Mid- To Late-30s Remembers A Song From The ’80s That Had A Not-So-Terrible Guitar Hook And Something To Do With Rats; He Turns To His Colleague And — Strumming Air Guitar Furiously — Screams Out This Lyric . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"

. . . “Like Romeo to Juliet\/Time and time, I’m gonna make you mine.” His friend scratches his head, because he was (is) a big Ratt fan, and knows that the very next line is “I’ve had enough, we’ve had enough\/It’s all the same,” but no matter, since most people only internalize snippets of lyrics, and besides, he came to the sad conclusion long, long ago that Ratt were probably a bunch of high-school dropout goons with little sense of internal logic, but that’s all beside the point on this particular day, he thinks, because he understands his friend’s sentiment, which is something along the lines of “what comes around goes around,” etc., etc. or whatever<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Cheers erupted on trading floors around the city yesterday as word spread of the stunning downfall of Gov. Spitzer — who spent most of his term as attorney general torturing Wall Street with his witch hunt for financial wrongdoing. <\/p>\n

An employee of a major investment bank, who requested anonymity, said the company chef had been instructed to break out bottles of champagne so that the staff could party and swap jokes about “client No. 9.” <\/p>\n

Meanwhile, at another giant firm, Merrill Lynch, “everyone broke into cheering on the trading floor,” an employee said. Merrill got socked for hundreds of millions of dollars in penalties, thanks to Spitzer. <\/p>\n

Traders were on such a high that stocks rallied for about a half-hour. Then the laughs wore off and the gloom returned for a down day.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

. . . “Like Romeo to Juliet\/Time and time, I’m gonna make you mine.” His friend scratches his head, because he was (is) a big Ratt fan, and knows that the very next line is “I’ve had enough, we’ve had enough\/It’s all the same,” but no matter, since most people only internalize snippets of lyrics, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,45],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tragicomic_ironic_obnoxious_or_absurd","category-well_what_did_you_expect"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3226\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}