{"id":3547,"date":"2008-06-17T08:55:11","date_gmt":"2008-06-17T13:55:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/?p=3547"},"modified":"2008-06-17T08:55:11","modified_gmt":"2008-06-17T13:55:11","slug":"you_shoulda_seen_what_he_did_with_the_oysters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2008\/06\/you_shoulda_seen_what_he_did_with_the_oysters.html","title":{"rendered":"You Shoulda Seen What He Did With The Oysters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Brooklyn special &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/seven\/06172008\/news\/regionalnews\/cook_busted_in_lobster_larceny_at_junior_115893.htm\">lobster freshly fallen off the back of a truck<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>A cook at Brooklyn&#8217;s famed Junior&#8217;s Restaurant was charged with larceny yesterday after co-workers caught him with 15 frozen lobster tails stuffed down his pants and into bandages around his legs, cops said. <\/p>\n<p>Prep cook Raymundo Flores, 40, was spotted in a walk-in freezer by colleague Adam Marks, allegedly taking lobster tails and stuffing them under the bandages early Sunday afternoon. After Marks alerted co-worker Joe Hanson, both men stopped Flores and called 911. <\/p>\n<p>Police arrived and found the 15 tails hidden on Flores, whom they arrested. <\/p>\n<p>Authorities said that staff at Junior&#8217;s &#8212; where twin lobster tails sell for $29.95 &#8212; had recently noticed lobster tails missing from the freezer.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Many things come to mind . . .<\/p>\n<p>1) Is there a market for stolen lobster? That seems dangerous. Especially in this heat.<\/p>\n<p>2) Isn&#8217;t the suspect at risk for frostbite on some very delicate parts of the body?<\/p>\n<p>3) Lobster at Junior&#8217;s is apparently frozen, not fresh; must stick to cheesecake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brooklyn special &#8212; lobster freshly fallen off the back of a truck: A cook at Brooklyn&#8217;s famed Junior&#8217;s Restaurant was charged with larceny yesterday after co-workers caught him with 15 frozen lobster tails stuffed down his pants and into bandages around his legs, cops said. Prep cook Raymundo Flores, 40, was spotted in a walk-in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,11,56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brooklyn","category-law_order","category-youre_kidding_right"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3547"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3547\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}