{"id":410,"date":"2005-09-29T10:14:41","date_gmt":"2005-09-29T18:14:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2005\/09\/get_shaved.html"},"modified":"2008-01-25T13:08:27","modified_gmt":"2008-01-25T18:08:27","slug":"the_worst","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/09\/the_worst.html","title":{"rendered":"Get Shaved!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Difficult to unpack and probably not worth it: A &#8220;small but growing number of men&#8221; (read: three people the writer knows) who enjoy the look of three-day stubble but who hate scraggly neck hair and are unwilling or unable to sculpt three-day stubble <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2005\/09\/29\/fashion\/thursdaystyles\/29skin.html?ex=1285646400&#038;en=00eb33c07a125c9a&#038;ei=5090&#038;partner=rssuserland&#038;emc=rss\">are opting for &#8220;laser beard sculpturing&#8221;<\/a>. I swear to fucking god I&#8217;m not making this up:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>The two-day beard is a modern classic. Both virile and casual, it bespeaks a man who needn&#8217;t bother to shave every day.<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s also a lot of work.<\/p>\n<p>The truth is, most men who sport sexy, two-day growths end up spending more, not less, time in front of the mirror. That&#8217;s because facial hair has a way of meandering in unruly patches down the neck or up too high on the cheeks. If the look you&#8217;re aiming for is George Clooney relaxing at his Italian villa &#8211; rather than, say, Jack Nicholson on a murderous rampage in &#8220;The Shining&#8221; &#8211; you end up needing to trim around the edges. And that means wielding a razor very, very carefully.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I love the look of going a few days without shaving,&#8221; said Charles Christian, 26, a part-time hair stylist and fashion designer who is a student at the Fashion Institute of Technology in New York. &#8220;But my beard hair was growing into my chest hair, and I&#8217;m really not into that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Kevin Hillaire, 29, a case manager for the New York City Department of Correction, likes the stubbly look, too. But the scraggly patches on his neck, dotted with ingrown hairs, ruined the picture.<\/p>\n<p>No longer. Mr. Christian, Mr. Hillaire and a small but growing rank of other men are sporting neatly trimmed two- and three-day growth without extra grooming. A technique called laser beard sculpturing has helped them do away with unwanted areas of facial hair for good.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(This, by the way, basically proves that the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/09\/fashion_week_ha.html\">Fashion Week Hangover<\/a> exists.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Difficult to unpack and probably not worth it: A &#8220;small but growing number of men&#8221; (read: three people the writer knows) who enjoy the look of three-day stubble but who hate scraggly neck hair and are unwilling or unable to sculpt three-day stubble are opting for &#8220;laser beard sculpturing&#8221;. I swear to fucking god I&#8217;m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-what_will_they_think_of_next"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/410","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=410"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/410\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}