{"id":4935,"date":"2009-06-05T08:00:22","date_gmt":"2009-06-05T13:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/?p=4935"},"modified":"2009-06-05T08:00:22","modified_gmt":"2009-06-05T13:00:22","slug":"one_way_to_meet_your_quotas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/06\/one_way_to_meet_your_quotas.html","title":{"rendered":"One Way To Meet Your Quotas . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>. . . er, or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/06\/we_dont_need_no.html\">productivity goals<\/a> &#8212; is to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/ny_local\/queens\/2009\/06\/05\/2009-06-05_daughter_wonders_how_cops_could_ticket_minivan_for_weeks__and_never_notice_dads_.html\">ticket a dead man&#8217;s car, maybe even with him in it<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>The daughter of a man whose badly decomposed body was found inside a minivan said Thursday traffic cops should have noticed her father over the several weeks they covered the vehicle in parking tickets.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He was my only family,&#8221; said Jennifer Morales, 29, about her father, whom she believes died from a heart attack while sitting in the family&#8217;s 2000 Chevrolet Ventura in Queens. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The window was cracked open. I don&#8217;t understand how no one noticed him. They just gave him tickets,&#8221; she told the Daily News last night.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>. . . er, or productivity goals &#8212; is to ticket a dead man&#8217;s car, maybe even with him in it: The daughter of a man whose badly decomposed body was found inside a minivan said Thursday traffic cops should have noticed her father over the several weeks they covered the vehicle in parking tickets. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4935","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just_horrible"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4935","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4935"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4935\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4936,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4935\/revisions\/4936"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}