{"id":5246,"date":"2009-08-13T16:54:46","date_gmt":"2009-08-13T21:54:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/?p=5246"},"modified":"2009-08-13T16:54:46","modified_gmt":"2009-08-13T21:54:46","slug":"i_pooped_twice_today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/08\/i_pooped_twice_today.html","title":{"rendered":"I Pooped Twice Today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the Bronx Supreme Court lobby. Not one, but <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/ny_crime\/2009\/08\/13\/2009-08-13_someone_leaves_two_piles_of_human_waste_in_lobby_of_bronx_supreme_court.html\">two piles, no witnesses<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Authorities were disgusted to find two piles of human waste on the carpet in the lobby of Bronx Supreme Court around noon.<\/p>\n<p>. . .<\/p>\n<p>The incident immediately became part of the rich courthouse lore, taking its place among colorful tales of a woman who set dozens of toilet paper rolls on fire, a woman who stood at the entrance for days holding a spear and shield, and the visitor who tried to smuggle in a parrot.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the Bronx Supreme Court lobby. Not one, but two piles, no witnesses: Authorities were disgusted to find two piles of human waste on the carpet in the lobby of Bronx Supreme Court around noon. . . . The incident immediately became part of the rich courthouse lore, taking its place among colorful tales of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-smells_fishy_smells_not_right","category-the_bronx"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5246"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5248,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5246\/revisions\/5248"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}