{"id":5484,"date":"2009-10-11T08:48:06","date_gmt":"2009-10-11T13:48:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/?p=5484"},"modified":"2009-10-11T08:48:06","modified_gmt":"2009-10-11T13:48:06","slug":"did_you_hear_the_one_about_astoria","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/10\/did_you_hear_the_one_about_astoria.html","title":{"rendered":"Did You Hear The One About Astoria?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2009\/10\/11\/fashion\/11comedian.html\">&#8220;Another reason a particular fish will choose a particular cranny on a reef is not only the opportunities it offers for feeding, but the protection from predators&#8221;<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;My block is so quiet,&#8221; begins a joke that Moody McCarthy has added to his routine, &#8220;if there&#8217;s any yelling at night that means Ecuador scored a goal.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>. . .<\/p>\n<p>In case you haven&#8217;t been to a comedy show in a while, comedians are still having little luck with the ladies. And living in Astoria isn&#8217;t necessarily helping.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Another reason a particular fish will choose a particular cranny on a reef is not only the opportunities it offers for feeding, but the protection from predators&#8221;: &#8220;My block is so quiet,&#8221; begins a joke that Moody McCarthy has added to his routine, &#8220;if there&#8217;s any yelling at night that means Ecuador scored a goal.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-queens","category-real_estate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5484"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5484\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5485,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5484\/revisions\/5485"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}