{"id":5609,"date":"2009-11-20T09:58:14","date_gmt":"2009-11-20T14:58:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/?p=5609"},"modified":"2009-11-20T09:58:14","modified_gmt":"2009-11-20T14:58:14","slug":"give_em_enough_grope_and_theyll_hang_themselves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/11\/give_em_enough_grope_and_theyll_hang_themselves.html","title":{"rendered":"Give &#8216;Em Enough Grope And They&#8217;ll Hang Themselves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe if we can get the cops to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2009\/11\/18\/nyregion\/18parking.html\">stop issuing lame parking tickets<\/a> they&#8217;ll start to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2009\/11\/20\/nyregion\/20subway.html\">crack down on some real assholes<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe if we can get the cops to stop issuing lame parking tickets they&#8217;ll start to crack down on some real assholes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5609","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-law_order"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5609","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5609"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5609\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5610,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5609\/revisions\/5610"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}