{"id":62,"date":"2004-12-10T14:44:25","date_gmt":"2004-12-10T22:44:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2004\/12\/paula_zahn_vs_pale_male.html"},"modified":"2004-12-10T14:44:25","modified_gmt":"2004-12-10T22:44:25","slug":"paula_zahn_vs_p","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/12\/paula_zahn_vs_p.html","title":{"rendered":"Paula Zahn vs. Pale Male"},"content":{"rendered":"

New details are emerging in the eviction of Pale Male, the red-tailed hawk whose nest was removed from the facade of 927 Fifth Avenue. The Post doesn’t disappoint with its turns of phrase, headlining the story<\/a>, “Poultry in Motion.”<\/p>\n

Apparently Pale Male is looking for new digs, eyeing in particular the Carlyle Hotel (oh, that it were this easy to move in New York!)<\/p>\n

There’s been much interest in the co-op board’s decision to take down the nest. As it involves the wealthy and sometimes famous, there’s a healthy dose of Fuck-the-Rich Schadenfreude, too, which is always fun. And Mary Tyler Moore comes out looking good in the end:<\/p>\n

A homeless hawk evicted from his posh nest at a Fifth Avenue co-op was spotted checking out even more expensive real-estate yesterday \u00e2\u20ac\u201d as government officials and conservation groups tried to mediate the flap [good one!].<\/p>\n

“Pale Male,” who built his nest at 927 Fifth Avenue back in 1993, was unceremoniously dispossessed along with his girlfriend, “Lola,” by the co-op’s board \u00e2\u20ac\u201d which is headed by the real estate developer Richard Cohen, the husband of CNN anchor Paula Zahn.<\/p>\n

A Zahn rep said she had nothing to do with the decision and “can’t speak for her husband.”<\/p>\n

But another celebrity tenant, Mary Tyler Moore, put the blame squarely on Cohen.<\/p>\n

Asked who was responsible for the decision, the TV legend and animal lover replied, “As you can judge from any board of directors, there is a chair. It’s not that complicated.”<\/p>\n

Although Moore would like a see a compromise allowing the hawks to return, she said she was not going to be the one to approach Cohen.<\/p>\n

“Quite frankly, I’m so angry, I would not want to put myself in that situation,” she said.<\/p>\n

Other tenants in the exclusive building refused to comment.<\/p>\n

“If they talk to the press, the wrath of Mr. Cohen will come down on them,” speculated one building worker. But some deals are under consideration.<\/p>\n

They include welcoming the birds back to 927 Fifth and enticing them across the street to Central Park. But Pale Male may have his own ideas.<\/p>\n

He was spotted flying above Madison Avenue, checking out the Carlyle Hotel for a new pied a terre to share with Lola.<\/p>\n

Moore’s fellow tenants said they objected to the birds because they tried to jam twigs between the bricks, possibly weakening the building’s fa\u00c3\u00a7ade.<\/p>\n

And more importantly, the hawks attracted gawkers with binoculars who, they feared, were looking into windows when the hawks’ activities were not exciting enough.<\/p>\n

They also complained the hawks killed pigeons, whose bodies littered the sidewalk below.<\/p>\n

For the last several days, though, the sidewalk has been taken over by noisy protesters, including Moore.<\/p>\n

Several dozen of them gathered yesterday in front of the 12-story turn-of-the-century building, yelling, “Bring back the nest!” and waving signs saying, “Ebeneezer Zahn.”<\/p>\n

Moore emerged to cheers of support before disappearing into her limo. She later came back to join the demonstration.<\/p>\n

“Those lousy people should all drop dead except Mary Tyler Moore,” said Jennifer Anderson, who lives nearby.<\/p>\n

“Now that winter’s coming, they take down the nest. I think these people are very much interested in themselves and don’t care about anyone or anything,” she said.<\/p>\n

U.S. Fish and Wildlife officials are trying to work out a solution.<\/p>\n

They are speaking to the board’s representatives about building the birds their own “co-op” to keep them off the ledge they used.<\/p>\n

They suggest putting up a special platform that the birds could build their nest on without damaging the bricks.<\/p>\n

Cohen referred inquiries to the co-op’s lawyer, Aaron Shmulewitz, who insisted the board is now open to discussion.<\/p>\n

“If one of these proposals is raised to the board, the board will consider it in due course and in good faith,” he said.<\/p>\n

Parks Commissioner Adrian Benepe has another idea \u00e2\u20ac\u201d he’s exploring the possibility of building a nesting spot in Central Park.<\/p>\n

That “may be a good idea,” said John Bianchi of the National Audubon Society.<\/p>\n

“We don’t know if it will work or not. But this bird will pick where it’s going to nest,” Bianchi said. “It doesn’t matter if you necessarily create some attractive options.”<\/p>\n

But the best solution, said E.J. McAdams of New York City Audubon, would be to allow the birds to return to their own home on the ledge.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Bonus Points: Gawker on which heartless souls (except for Mary Tyler Moore!) live at 927 Fifth Avenue<\/a>; Curbed<\/a> on the same.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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