{"id":628,"date":"2006-01-25T09:35:58","date_gmt":"2006-01-25T17:35:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2006\/01\/how_about_best_two_out_of_three_or_even_an_average.html"},"modified":"2008-01-25T12:35:20","modified_gmt":"2008-01-25T17:35:20","slug":"how_about_best","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/01\/how_about_best.html","title":{"rendered":"How About Best Two Out Of Three, Or Even An Average?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure they would say <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/news\/regionalnews\/62251.htm\">that worked out exactly as planned<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>A drunken driver and his plastered passenger tried to avoid getting arrested after a Staten Island fender-bender by switching places &#8212; but both were busted when cops determined the passenger was more stewed than the driver, authorities said yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>The two dimwitted drunks, Jose Solar-Avila, 37, and Jose Garcia Gomez, 32, were nabbed in a 1992 Mercury at the corner of Bay Street and Vanderbilt Avenue at 3:22 p.m. on Monday, law-enforcement sources said.<\/p>\n<p>According to authorities, Gomez was behind the wheel of the Mercury when it collided with another car and they switched seats because they mistakenly believed Avila was more sober.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure they would say that worked out exactly as planned: A drunken driver and his plastered passenger tried to avoid getting arrested after a Staten Island fender-bender by switching places &#8212; but both were busted when cops determined the passenger was more stewed than the driver, authorities said yesterday. The two dimwitted drunks, Jose [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-insert_muted_trumpets_sad_wahwah_here"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=628"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}