{"id":6488,"date":"2011-04-01T06:49:13","date_gmt":"2011-04-01T11:49:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/?p=6488"},"modified":"2011-04-01T06:49:13","modified_gmt":"2011-04-01T11:49:13","slug":"yo_tell_em_i_poo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/04\/yo_tell_em_i_poo.html","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Yo, Tell &#8216;Em I Poo!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/03\/holding_out_for_a_day_when_fecal_rampages_will_not_always_be_deemed_so_bizarre.html\">shit-smearing perp<\/a> is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.silive.com\/northshore\/index.ssf\/2011\/04\/defendant_in_bizarre_staten_is.html\">unrepentant, and possibly schizophrenic, or maybe just schizophrenically unrepentant<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>The 24-year-old man accused of smearing his excrement on his ex-girlfriend&#8217;s door and setting it ablaze launched into a surreal rant in front of news photographers yesterday, declaring himself a member of his own street gang and threatening to grab a photographer&#8217;s camera.<\/p>\n<p>. . .<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yo, tell &#8217;em I poo,&#8221; he said, all while a videographer&#8217;s camera rolled.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The shit-smearing perp is unrepentant, and possibly schizophrenic, or maybe just schizophrenically unrepentant: The 24-year-old man accused of smearing his excrement on his ex-girlfriend&#8217;s door and setting it ablaze launched into a surreal rant in front of news photographers yesterday, declaring himself a member of his own street gang and threatening to grab a photographer&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,67],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-staten_island","category-things_that_make_you_go_oy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6488"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6488\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6489,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6488\/revisions\/6489"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}