{"id":682,"date":"2006-02-10T09:20:32","date_gmt":"2006-02-10T17:20:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2006\/02\/freaky_filthy_fortunes_foisted_on_festivites.html"},"modified":"2006-02-10T09:20:32","modified_gmt":"2006-02-10T17:20:32","slug":"freaky_filthy_f","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/02\/freaky_filthy_f.html","title":{"rendered":"Freaky Filthy Fortunes Foisted On Festivites"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just remember, when <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/local\/story\/390113p-330962c.html\">naughty fortune cookies are found<\/a> edible underwear soon follows until eventually your life resembles one big novelty chainstore:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Guests at a Chinese New Year event hosted by Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz got an eyeful after cracking open fortune cookies with messages more likely penned by Bob Guccione than Confucius.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad &#8212; triple-X,&#8221; said an embarrassed Markowitz of the 350 bawdy cookies that somehow got mixed in with otherwise G-rated Brooklyn-boosting slogans Tuesday night.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunes like &#8220;One good [expletive] deserves another&#8221; and other sexually explicit phrases turned the Year of Dog celebration at the Ming Gee restaurant into a blushfest.<\/p>\n<p>Although fortune cookie company Dai Hing Lee Corp. successfully delivered about 1,400 cookies with sayings like &#8220;Brooklyn: In your face and in your heart,&#8221; many of the 700 guests saw the dirty cookies, too.<\/p>\n<p>Ming Gee owner Larance Yeung apologized for the error, which employees of the Sunset Park restaurant blamed on the fortune cookie company next-door.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just remember, when naughty fortune cookies are found edible underwear soon follows until eventually your life resembles one big novelty chainstore: Guests at a Chinese New Year event hosted by Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz got an eyeful after cracking open fortune cookies with messages more likely penned by Bob Guccione than Confucius. &#8220;Bad, bad, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[57],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thats_a_hoot"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=682"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/682\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}