{"id":7148,"date":"2012-03-29T23:50:32","date_gmt":"2012-03-30T04:50:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/?p=7148"},"modified":"2012-03-29T23:50:32","modified_gmt":"2012-03-30T04:50:32","slug":"the_thing_about_juries_is_theyre_frequently_a_bunch_of_morons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/03\/the_thing_about_juries_is_theyre_frequently_a_bunch_of_morons.html","title":{"rendered":"The Thing About Juries Is, They&#8217;re Frequently A Bunch Of Morons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/new-york\/jury-refused-convict-nypd-michael-pena-rape-victim-remember-color-parked-car-article-1.1053186\">Perry Mason was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;If she doesn&#8217;t remember these details, how does she know she was penetrated,&#8221; one of the holdouts reportedly said, according to sources.<\/p>\n<p>The color was blue.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Perry Mason was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me: &#8220;If she doesn&#8217;t remember these details, how does she know she was penetrated,&#8221; one of the holdouts reportedly said, according to sources. The color was blue.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-youre_kidding_right"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7148"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7149,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7148\/revisions\/7149"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}